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August 09, 2018 Sex toy airport evacuation. Want a diaper for your chicken?
The booming business of luxury chicken diapers. Supermarket let's customers sleepover for the air conditioning. Berlin airport evacuated after security mistakes a sex toy for a hand grenade. New Patreon peeps and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25 min
August 08, 2018 "Snapchat Dysmorphia" and plastic surgery. Drunk man wakes up without a penis.
Snapchat Dysmorphia fuels new cartoonist plastic surgery requests. Beauty queen resigns her title rather than cover up tattoos. Drunk man wakes up without a penis. Emails and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26 min
August 07, 2018 Pot infused beer is here! Man taunted a Bison and was arrested.
Pot infused beer is here but is it legal? Man arrested for taunting a Bison in a viral video. Mets fans offered free therapy from a NY mental health Corp. New Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22 min
August 06, 2018 Body odor turn you on? Elderly men escape home to go to metal fest.
Two elderly German men escape a nursing home to attend a heavy metal music festival. Legally blind 96 year old woman still bowls like a boss. Does body odor turn you on? Then head to a Pheromone party near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min
August 02, 2018 Cuddle with goats anyone? Restaurants using facial recognition to remember your order.
Restaurants are using facial recognition software to remember how you like your burger. North Caroline goat farm needs human volunteers to cuddle with baby goats. FDA cracks down on the use of "milk" in soy and almond milk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14 min
August 01, 2018 Man changes gender for cheaper car insurance. Stolen shark returned.
Canadian man changed his gender to save on his auto insurance. Uber drivers are using vomit to scam drivers. Major shark heist in San Antonio ends on a good note. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20 min
July 31, 2018 Burglar asks for wifi password. Man takes his alligator on a beer run. More!
Jacksonville Florida man takes his pet alligator into the store on a beer-run. Burglar breaks into a couple's home just to ask for their WiFi password. Nude man at Planet Fitness says he thought it was a judgement free zone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18 min
July 30, 2018 Nazi pro wrestler is a teacher by day. Woman married herself.
Pennsylvania teacher investigated for moonlighting as a Nazi pro wrestler. Horse camp had kids paint on the horse instead of riding. Woman married herself in the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
July 27, 2018 Zoo paints donkey to look like a zebra. Man irate over people humping his hedge.
Egyptian zoo caught painting stripes on a donkey to make it look like a zebra. Detroit zoo is offering free "zoo poo". Man in UK is fed up with drunk people dryhumping his lovely hedge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14 min
July 26, 2018 Cat telepathy whaaaaat? Solar Eclipse blamed on the devil! more stuff you'll like.
Oregon woman finds cougar in her home, uses cat telepathy and eye blinking to remove it. Mysterious Devilry blamed for a weird 3 hour solar eclipse in Siberia. Man steals 4 cacti and Tokyo police stage a stakeout. Also calls and throwback Jim Baker prank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30 min