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September 07, 2018 Nuns buy guns! Man's penis stung by stingray that won't let go.
Man's penis stung by stingray that attaches to his junk. Nuns fight gun manufacturers by buying stocks in their companies. Lindsay Lohan to open "LindsayLand" resort in Dubai. New patrons and calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24 min
September 06, 2018 Porn shoot by your dog sitter? Vegan men are shamed study says
Men fear social shame when ordering vegetarian study says. Olympic champion hires dogsitter, comes home to a porn shoot. Dunkin Donuts in Boston accidentally hands out Eagles championship cups. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14 min
September 05, 2018 Boy beheads himself after losing videogame? Man sexually assaults a dying beaver.
Wasping: teens getting high using wasp killer. Police arrest a man for sexually assaulting a dying beaver. A boy in Russia allegedly beheaded himself after losing a video game. New Patron! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
September 04, 2018 Lady posed as dentist for years. PETA wants to honor dead lobster crash site.
PETA asks Maine to honor dead lobsters with big roadside monument. Georgia woman faces felony charges for posing as a dentist for 7 years. Smallest North Dakota city to double population to 4. Dangerous LA Jonesy story. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
September 03, 2018 Prostitutes sink a yacht. Couple sells drugs thru home-made drive-thru.
Florida couple sells drugs through drive-thru window in their mobile home. Store closed down for putting googly eyes on fish to make them look fresh. Bachelor party boat sinks because of weight of too many prostitutes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min
August 31, 2018 School removes tag, kickball and other games so kids aren't embarrassed. Thieves steal right shoes only from store.
Tag, kickball, dodgeball, musical chairs - are deemed inappropriate by Alabama school board. Thieves raid Virginia shoe store for right shoes only. Scientists say laziness is an effective survival skill. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16 min
August 30, 2018 Bride charges $1,500 wedding entrance fee. Afraid to quit your job? Hire these guys!
Bride canceled wedding after guests refused to pay $1,500 wedding entrance fee. For $450 this company will quit your job for you. Wasabi and Hot Chicken Wing are new Oreo cookie flavors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min
August 29, 2018 Sex doll brothel opens in Toronto. Oh Orr my alien abduction says politician.
Florida candidate says her alien abduction doesn't define her. Toronto opens a sex doll brothel. Conspiracy theorists harass a donut shop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26 min
August 28, 2018 Drive-in "sex boxes" for prostitution are a hit. Missouri regulates use if word "meat".
Sexually frustrated dolphin is humping bathers in France. Missouri is first state to regulate use of word "meat" on food. Drive-in sex boxes are a success in Switzerland. New patreon and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26 min
August 27, 2018 Couple has sex wrong way for years. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal.
Chinese couple couldn't conceive for four years because they were having sex the wrong way. Mayo Florida changes name to Miracle Whip. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min