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August 24, 2018 Woman wants a ghost-baby. Male birds know when females are on Prozac.
Woman who is dating a ghost now wants to have babies with him. Male birds know when females are on antidepressants. Pastafarianism is not a religion says Dutch court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min
August 23, 2018 Flesh eating STD! Guy poses as ex's dead mother's ghost to win her back
Flesh eating STD reported in UK. Man pretends to be his ex's dead mother's ghost in attempt to win her back. New Raider's stadium will have a jail and courthouse. New patreon and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28 min
August 22, 2018 Tinder Hunger Games! Public sex legal in a Mexico City.
woman invites dozens of men on the same Tinder date and asks them to compete for her. Sex in public is now legal in Guadalajara Mexico. Spokane residents want to use box fans to blow wildfire smoke back into Canada. Some calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min
August 21, 2018 No more "vagina", it's now "front hole". Drive-thru confession box in Ireland.
Giant drive-thru confession box allows Catholics to repent in seconds. PETA gets Nabisco to "free" animals on boxes of Barnum's Animal Crackers brand. Healthline insists on changing "vagina" to "front hole" to be more inclusive. Also calls and my new intern. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28 min
August 20, 2018 Don't jump! Here's a beer! And Germany has no plan for alien contact?
Redbull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. Beer deliveryman talks man out of jumping off a bridge by offering a 12 pack. Germany lacks plan in case of alien contact. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22 min
August 17, 2018 Tarantula tacos & other weird eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen.
Parents want this NC school to keep spanking their kids. Tarantula tacos and other weird Mexico City eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles. Then lots of calls and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27 min
August 16, 2018 Vagina beer. Police investigate a hippo spanker.
Police investigate a man that spanked a hippo at the LA Zoo. Woman demands a refund for her trip to Spain cuz there were too many Spaniards. Vagina beer is available in Poland. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16 min
August 15, 2018 Nude beach allows cows. Man jailed for licking woman's car.
Cows allowed to chill on Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave. Man jailed for stalking woman and licking her car. Paris puts out sidewalk urinals. Also Jonesy weighs in in butt play. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min
August 14, 2018 Whale balls beer? AI designed to find Waldo.
Icelandic beer is made from giant whale testicles. AI powered robot can find Waldo in under five seconds. Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14 min
August 13, 2018 Man steals plane, says, "I've played videogames". Locals are burning electric scooters in rage.
Fed up locals are setting electric scooters on fire and tossing them into the ocean. Man grieved at wrong gravestone for 30 years. Man steals a plane and tells air traffic control, "I got this. I've played video games before." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21 min