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70 yr old lady says eating sand is good for you! It cured her brain tumor! • Kids are eating laundry soap capsules in another dangerous "video challenge" • Hawaii's mistaken "incoming missle" warning leads to employee's re-assignment

Rev. Jim Baker threatens HELLFIRE if you don't buy his PANCAKE MIX! • Jonesy PRANK CALLS the Jim Baker Pancake Mix Company hotline • Lobsters must be made "comfortable" before cooking as per new Swiss laws

Someone pranks NZ police by playing F*** The Police on their radio frequency • Scientists develop electronic pill to monitor your own fart activity • Chinese dating apps closed after the women on there revealed to be ROBOTS

Man calls 911 and reports HIMSELF drunk driving • Woman attacked by a cat and then run over by her OWN car • Jack and Box teams with Snoop Dogg for WEED inspired COMBO MEAL ($4.20 :)

Get your PENIS WHITENED in Thailand because it's so cool! • Man kills his neighbor for snowblowing his driveway

Frozen iguanas are falling from trees in frigid South Florida • Woman gets a tattoo that plays the voice mail of her dead grandma • Woman seasons roast duck with marijuana by mistake and her whole family gets ill

Model dies while singing karaoke • Sinatra's "My Way" = Karaoke killings in the Philippines • A second man has spontaneously burst into flames in the UK the past week

Man named Bruce Wayne sets record for consecutive days eating Chipotle • Drinkers build an island in order to avoid an alcohol ban in their city • Pepsi machine that was found in a potato field now reunited with original owner

Drunk women pleasures herself on police officer's arm DURING the arrest • More Weird AF objects removed from American's orifices (Ears) • More 2017 Weird AF emergency orifice removal (Ears)

Weird things that doctor's removed from people's rectums in the US in 2017 • Police using Instagram Live to let drivers know they're being fined