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Doctors fired after a "dead" baby wakes up on the way to the funeral • Waffle House customer cooks his own meal after finding the staff sleeping • Scientists use genetics to discover the YETI is actually 3 different bears

Man breaks his neighbor's arm for playing "Wake Me Up Before You GoGo" too loud • New study shows that 44% of men pee while sitting down

Fumes from local Viagra plant have men and dogs walking around with erections • Wisconsin is issuing hunting licenses to 1 year old babies • Dead man's "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo confuses hospital Doctors

227 pounds of illegal Mexican bologna seized at the US border • Man arrested for assaulting his wife with a sandwich (bologna perhaps?) • Opossum breaks into a liquor and passes out drunk on bourbon

Amazon delivery driver caught on camera pooping in a driveway • Grown man lives his life as a domesticated dog - in a cage eating dog treats

Adult goes beserk on a mall santa yelling, "You ain't even REAL, you D*&^HEAD!!" • American Airlines accidentally allowed too many pilots to take the holidays off

A morgue employee accused of building a sex doll out of dead body parts • Scientists want to BAN GLITTER citing it as a GLOBAL HAZARD • "Butt Selfie" duo fined for taking butt selfies at a sacred Temple in Thailand

Two wives hire the same hitman to kill their husbands • San Jose shutting down two churches that sell marijuana • Brown bear is armed with two guns and on the loose in Siberia

Would you eat a loaf of CRICKET BREAD?? • Budweiser wants to be the first beer on Mars even though there is no oxygen • Thieves steal 1,800 gallons of vodka and now we won't have vodka for X-mas!!

Post Thanksgiving Story 🍗🦃 • Should relatives and friends have to pay a cover charge or a "Thanksgiving Fee" • Most annoying guests you are bound to encounter at your Thanksgiving dinner