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Weird AF News and Jonesy wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving • Weird AF Thanksgiving Traditions (Part 1) • Weird AF Thanksgiving Traditions (Part 2)

China once threatened England with constipation **** Tues. Nov. 21st • Weird Mass Laws: Duels to the death are okay as long as the Governor is present • PRANK: Jonesy calls the Governor of Mass to ask him to be present for a duel • What do FLAT EARTH THEORISTS believe in? (a summary)

The "loneliest whale" has no friends and needs our help *** Monday, Nov. 20th • Televangelist Jim Bakker threatens eternal damnation lest you buy pancake mix • Jonesy prank calls Jim Bakker's pancake mix company • Doctors remove a giant eel from inside a drunk man's butt

PENIS themed stories for Saturday, Nov. 18th. *** Also a THANK YOU! • Navy pilot draws a penis in the sky - Navy ADMITS it and apologizes! • Police wanna know who is leaving large carved penises around a Swedish town

Cute squirrels also eat birds and snakes??? **** Fri. Nov. 17th • Flat Earth Conference 2017 - a place for the delusional to gather each year! • Gene Simmons from Kiss banned for life from Fox News after his lewd behavior • Man shoots himself in church while advocating for the right for guns in church

Average child witnesses 8,000 murders on television 😲 *** Thur. Nov. 16 • Bakery apologizes for swapping Jesus for a sausage roll in nativity scene • Model sells her virginity online for $3million

Japan earthquake of 2011 so strong it sped up Earth's rotation *** Tues. Nov. 14 • Police cut interrogation short after suspect refused to stop FARTING • Peanuts recalled because package doesn't say, "Contains Nuts" • Indian holds the world record for longest moustache AND beard

Hep • Your News is Weird AF LOL • For every human there are 1.6 million ants 🐜🐜 Monday Nov. 13🐜🐜🐜 • Naked people rampage through a town, barking and showering themselves in soda • Australian doctor joined ISIS but then complained they were cruel to animals

First Sesame Street aired today in 1969 *** Fri. Nov. 9th 🤡🤠😻🤖 • BBC morning news broadcast interrupted by porn noises 🤣 • Widow meets the man who received husband's face in a transplant

Firing bullets straight up in the air.... a NO-NO. *** Thur. Nov. 9th • Japan has invented a NOISE CANCELING Ramen fork because slurping is annoying. • National Nachos Day and, sadly, the "Father of Nachos" has passed away. • Robber gives customers free donuts after stealing their personal items.