Weirdos From Another Planet!

What small changes in your life have made an outsized difference? Pete and Bill discuss little tweaks that have, in essence, "hacked" their "lives." Maybe some pro tips in here? Who can say.

It's time once again to open up the Twitter lines and talk about what YOU want to talk about. Conversations range from pizza toppings to the new Kendrick Lamar album to some brief wrestling thoughts to blowing up the moon. It's fun! (The show, not blowing up the moon.)

Friendship is tricky and weird. We talk about it, because that's sort of what this podcast is for. Also, let's all get into transcendental meditation!

Last week, we talked about and read some of Bill's embarrassing teen writing. This week, we're back with more of the same, PLUS some 100% ORIGINAL Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Pete also gets in on the act by reading some of his own teen writing. It's a teenfest!

Bill recently went through storage and found a bunch of his writing, going all the way back to elementary school. In this week's episode, he sits down with Pete to read some stuff from middle school, a short story from community college and a bunch of painfully bad, lovestruck songs from high school. Buckle up.

Instagram, academia and mixed martial arts. It's all in this week's podcast. Pete and Bill talk about how they use various social media platforms, and to what end. Bill reached a milestone and got beat up. Not at the same time.

Sigmund Freud was sort of full of beans. Penis-shaped beans. This week, Pete and Bill have a discussion about Freudian analysis, whether there is an unconscious and also take the time to recommend some things!

What would you do if a genie wanted to give you free merch? That's how this week's podcast begins, before Pete and Bill turn their attention to honeymoon musings, the state of all-inclusive resort buffets, foul-smelling bars, pondering Kanye West at length and discussing the formative importance of SNL and other seminal comedy series.

Happy Presidents Day! Pete and Bill sit down to discuss Joe Piscopo, flutes, Frank Sinatra and the evolution of acceptable racism, but mostly chat about anger. What makes you angry? Can you learn not to be so angry? Is it fulfilling? AND WHAT ABOUT THERAPY, ANYWAY

On this week's podcast, Bill & Pete consider what words to use when you're trying really hard not to use any slurs at all, what films would be better if Spike Lee remade them, and more.