Weirdos From Another Planet!

Which rocks in our solar system should or shouldn't be planets? How's the new Avengers trailer? What's the best meal we've ever had? Who's the REAL racist? And how DO you fix a boner? Pete and Bill answer all these questions and so many more, as we take your wonderful Twitter requests.

Both Pete and Bill root for sports teams. Admittedly, this is a problem. This episode is not about sports, but about how and why we root for and care about them. On this episode, we explain the methods in which we root for sports, the desire to change the way one feels about both sports and rooting, apologies for all of those things and the strange, horrible evolving nature of remaining a fan of the NFL. All this, plus a bit of housekeeping.

If you haven't seen or read Gone Girl yet, please do so before listening, because there WILL be spoilers throughout this episode. If you don't care about spoilers, listen away! After discussion of the film, of director David Fincher and of Ben Affleck's penis, we turn the conversation to Tyler Perry. What's the deal with Tyler Perry, you ask? Maybe we can answer that for you!

Does being sick of #GamerGate make you a bad person? Pete and Bill try to get to the bottom of this. They also discuss A Prairie Home Companion, their ideal Dungeons & Dragons companions, their dream Disneyland threesomes, which U.S. President would win in a fight and Bill attempts some impromptu pro wrestler impressions.

On Saturday, the third annual Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown took place. Shortly afterward, Pete and Bill were joined by fellow participants Ryan White, Kristen Ray and (eventually) Erin Faulk joined us to talk about why we eat so many tacos, what happened to our bodies and our minds after getting drunk on tacos, why our selected Taco Bell was the absolute worst, when to never open the door if your life depends on it, putting powdered milk in your milk, why Draculas can get boners, how long you should have a boner, and our best celebrity stories.

Pete and Bill are thrilled to be joined by modern day renaissance man and all-around funny person DC Pierson. We talk about comedy, writing, rap music, people at the advent of YouTube not understanding what acting is, the best and worst things about improv, what makes teens so fascinating and whether Transformers 4 is a documentary.

On today's podcast, Pete and Bill are joined by Bandcamp and Internet superstar Eden Rohatensky! She's got a new album out and she's here to talk about music, video games, #GamerGate, bugs, Canada, nachos and whether raisins lead to ants.

It only took 103 episodes, but Pete and Bill finally convinced a pro wrestler to stop by. Pretty Peter Avalon, star of Championship Wrestling From Hollywood and PWG, previously "Norv Fernum" of TNA, joins us to talk about the life of a professional wrestler, a bit of how the sausage is made and how exactly you end up getting thrown into a heating duct. You can follow PPA on Twitter here, on Facebook here, on Instagram here and you can find his webstore here.

It's official! The third annual Doritos Locos Tacos Throwdown will take place on Saturday, September 27. We give you all the information you'll probably need about the annual, weird contest that we're not sure why we still run. After that, it's time to talk about. Pop music! Why isn't Jessie J more popular? Just who IS Shellback, anyway? Will Maroon 5 ever write another song? These and other questions will be answered!

What's the Las Vegas Greyhound station like? How to you properly store a yard-garita souvenir cup? How will babes know that it was a cool story and that now it's time for refreshments? Thankfully, Pete spent the entire weekend in Las Vegas, flying solo, so here's here to give us all the answers. This, plus Bill finally "clears the air" on vaping. (Vape joke.)