Which comic book characters would inspire the most outrage if they were race-, gender- or orientation-swapped? Well, that's what we're here to discuss, aren't we? Join Pete and Bill on a trip down the rabbit hole and into other, more interesting realities.

Would you like to hear about the nicest Taco Bell in the entire world? How about the best place to go tanning in the South Loop? Well, you are in luck! Pete, Bill and Kristen are here to guide you through Yelp and find out the best possible place to eat after a Saturday at Costco.

It's time for Pete and Bill to pick up a few stray odds and ends from last week's request episode. There is talk of regret, how to avoid living with it, how to gauge the distance you've traveled and other things having to do with that sort of thing. There's also talk of college and grad school and that whole experience. Don't worry; there are also jokes.

It's time to open up the Twitter request line! This week, Pete and Bill field questions on such diverse topics as dinosaurs with wheels, dinosaurs without wheels, attractive Crimean attorneys general and Disneyland.

This week, Pete and Bill discuss some music they've been listening to recently and YOU GET TO HEAR THE SONGS! Wow! Technology is wild! (Please don't sue, publishers.) Also: brief discussion about government rigamarole. 

We went ahead and got philosophical/existential on this one. Sorry, everyone. We discuss signalling theory at length, asking ourselves why we like the things we like and whether there is an authentic self. Then, to lighten the mood, we discuss racism, tarring and feathering, being run out of town on a rail and whether Irish people can buy drugs.

There are stories from New Orleans that Bill didn't get to. They involve wrestling, but they are certainly not ABOUT wrestling. Plus, we discuss potpourri and a bit of Captain America: Winter Soldier. Not too much, though. Gotta leave something for sweeps week.

Bill and Pete are back after a one-week hiatus. Bill explains his departure by giving a full rundown of his time spent in New Orleans. The stories involve a weird hotel, one mostly-dead cockroach and saloon doors in a sandwich shop.