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I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Continuing our Halloween vibe, this week we sat down to discuss one of the greatest comedies ever made, the original Ghostbusters!

We laugh, we cry, and Clint gets disgusted at the sheer love had for Sigourney Weaver.

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As we prepare for Joaquin Phoenix to take over the role of the Joker in DC's weird, new movie universe, we watched The Dark Knight in all of Heath Ledger's Joker goodness. 

Jack into your bio-ports kids as we get into the fleshy side of virtual reality in this weird as take on bio-virtual reality; eXistenZ!

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The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

The Guch: Evgeny Nurish

Devo: Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allegra Geller

The Clintoris: Hugo Carla

Winner: Callum Keith Rennie and Hugo Carla

Movie Details

Directed by David Cronenberg

Produced by David Cronenberg, András Hámori, Robert Lantos

Written by David Cronenberg

Starring

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Jude Law

Ian Holm

Don McKellar

Callum Keith Rennie

Sarah Polley

Robert A. Silverman

Christopher Eccleston

Willem Dafoe

Music by Howard Shore

Cinematography Peter Suschitzky

Edited by Ronald Sanders

Distributed by Miramax Films (US)

Release date April 23, 1999 (Canada/US)

Running time 97 minutes

Budget CAD$31 million, USD$15 million

Box office $2.9 million

Welcome 2 Show Review Scores

The Guch: 8.5

Devo: 5

The Clintoris: 9.5

Overall: 7.5

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Welp, Devo fucked up. This week was supposed to be a look back at Hellboy (2004), but some dumb dumb accidentally deleted his recording.

So with Star Wars Celebration just around the corner, we deemed in appropriate to reshare our episode on Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

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The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker

Movie Details

Directed by George Lucas

Produced by Rick McCallum

Written by George Lucas

Starring

Liam Neeson

Ewan McGregor

Natalie Portman

Jake Lloyd

Ian McDiarmid

Anthony Daniels

Kenny Baker

Pernilla August

Frank Oz

Music by John Williams

Cinematography David Tattersall

Edited by Paul Martin Smith, Ben Burtt

Production company Lucasfilm Ltd.

Distributed by 20th Century Fox

Release date May 19, 1999 (United States)

Running time 133 minutes

Budget $115 million

Box office $1.027 billion

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In celebration of the release of the remake, we break the barrier and dig our toes into the sour ground of the original Pet Semetary.

 

We laughed, we groaned, we kissed 2 hours goodbye. Bury your dead and hope they don’t come back so you can avoid this film!

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Deviant Casting Director

• Fred Gwynne was perfect as Jud

Deviant Script Doctor

• WENDIGO! SHOW ME, THE FUCKING WENDIGO!
• Apparently the visions that Louis and Ellie have are hints that they possess the Shining
• Is digging up a body in broad daylight the best idea?

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

• Gage was a DJ in the movie Tropic Thunder!?
• Do you think kids playing in horror movies fucks them up?
• How far WAS the Micmac burial ground?
• • It’s not the actual Pet Semetary that’s the evil part, it’s the Micmac burial grounds, and it looked like Jud and Louis had to travel FAR to get there.
• Stephen King Failure - The truck that kills Gage was NOT featured in another Stephen King movie: Maximum Overdrive.
• Mom: “He probably went out for a hamburger, or a chicken dinner dear. You know how men are when they’re alone!”

The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

• The Guch: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• Devo: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• • God awful acting
  • Pussy-fish-like handshake
• The Clintoris: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Winner: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

Jud: “Christ on his throne, no!”

The professionals honor the best, the Deviants honor the worst. With the creation of the weekly Kim Coppola Award, we highlight the absolute worst of the month with the Johnny Blaze Award.

 

Each month, all 4 Kim Coppola Award winners are then submitted as nominees for the Johnny Blaze Award, honoring the worst actor featured in that month. Like the Kim Coppola Award, the Johnny Blaze Award winner is selected by a plurality vote from the entire eligible voting hosts.

 

For the month of March 2019, here are your nominees:

The Nominees For The March Johnny Blaze Award Green Book

Viggo Mortensen as Tony Lip

Wing Commander

Matthew Lillard as Lt. Todd 'Maniac' Marshall

Ravenous

David Arquette as Pvt. Cleaves

Mad Max

Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy

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Green Book

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Wing Commander

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Ravenous

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iTunes: https://apple.co/2O1rFPP

Mad Max

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iTunes: https://apple.co/2HORHEF

March Johnny Blaze Award Winner

Clint: Maniac | Johnny the Boy

Guch: David Arquette | Maniac

Devo: Johnny the Boy | David

 

Winner: Matthew Lillard

Show Quotes

Lucho: “Without Matthew Lillard that movie wouldn’t even be a 3, it would be a -10!”

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Clint: “The way I feel right now, is the way I feel when you guys bloviate about Sigourney Weaver’s supposed beauty.”

Celebrating its 40th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Mad Max!

 

We are the Nightriders!

 

We’re a fuel injected suicide machine!

 

We’re a rocker, we’re a roller, we’re out-of-controller!

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Deviant Casting Director

• Tom Hardy was great, but you want to keep it with the Aussies, gotta go Hugh Jackman.
• Bubba looked like Johnny Lee Miller, coulda been Matthew Lillard too!
• Hugh Laurie as Goose
• Rob Halford as Fifi
• Bill Murray as Johnny the Boy
• Robin Williams as Toecutter

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

• The fuck is the baby playing with a gun for!?!?
• I am a roody poo, candy ass!
• Toecutter holding the shotty near his face then blasts it, fucker would be deaf!!
• No fucking car seats for the kid!?!?
• WHO’S WATCHING THE FUCKING BABY!?!?
• • Mel’s off to the forest
  • Mom is breaking down
  • Grannie on the phone
• Was Max’s Interceptor an automatic? Because that shit would be impossible to drive with a blasted leg.
• How EASY is it to find people in this movie!?

The Kim Coppola Award

Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

Guch - MFP Mechanic | Johnny the Boy

Devo - Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy | Toecutter

Clintoris - Toecutter | Johnny the Boy

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Winner: Tim Burns as Johnny the Boy

Devi

Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Ravenous!

 

How to enjoy this episode:

1. Crack open a beer
2. Grill a piece of meat ULTRA MEDIUM-RARE
3. Drink and eat bloody meat

 

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Deviant Casting Director

• Robert Carlyle is a perfect villain, but I’d love to see someone like Samuel L Jackson try on the role. Maybe Tilda Swinton?
• John Boyd is a man struggling with his demons, and those demons are the need to eat people.
• Neal McDonough is a badass, the scene with him in the river is insane.

 

Deviant Script Doctor

• The “main” cast is wiped out within the first half of the movie.

 

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

• There’s no fucking way Guy Pierce survives that jump right?
• • Dude had a nasty compound fracture, wouldn’t he have gotten gangrene or something?

 

• Colonel Ives is so nonchalant, pragmatic about it, feeding the chickens, holding someone’s skeleton hand, ridiculous lol

 

The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

The Guch - David Arquette

Devo - David Arquette - “Sometimes I just hate his face.”

The Clintoris - Jeffery Davies

Overall - David Arquette

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

“HE WAS LICKING ME!” - Toffler

 

“Breakfast, lunch and reinforcements.” -     Col. Ives / F.W. Colqhoun

 

Deviant Remake

• There has to be an industry-wide st

The professionals honor the best, the Deviants honor the worst. With the creation of the weekly Kim Coppola Award, we highlight the absolute worst of the month with the Johnny Blaze Award.

 

Each month, all 4 Kim Coppola Award winners are then submitted as nominees for the Johnny Blaze Award, honoring the worst actor featured in that month. Like the Kim Coppola Award, the Johnny Blaze Award winner is selected by a plurality vote from the entire eligible voting hosts.

 

For the month of February 2019, here are your nominees:

 

The Nominees For The February Johnny Blaze Award Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Sean Young as Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle - 1

Akira

The entire English dub. - 1

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Robert V. Barron as Abraham Lincoln - 1

8MM

Nicolas Cage as Tom Welles - 4th - 0

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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Akira

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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

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iTunes: https://apple.co/2Hrq3hW

8MM

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iTunes: https://apple.co/2Y3wi0f

February Johnny Blaze Award Winner

Robert V Barron as Abraham Lincoln

 

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Show Quotes

“This is amazing, none of us picked Nicholas Cage!” - The Clintoris

 

“If you love Nicholas Cage, give it to Devo! Give it to him with a hot poker up his anus!” - The Guch

 

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Celebrating its 20th anniversary, the deviants of Welcome 2 Show; The Clintoris, The Guch, and The Devoslack sit down to watch Wing Commander!

 

Wing Commander was a victim of trying to jump on the new hotness that was movie adaptations of popular video games. After the success(?) of Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, somebody somewhere decided that Hollywood needed to experience the thrill of space combat with Wing Commander.

 

Of course, this movie would go down in a burning furball of glory.

 

Awesome special effects inspired by the greats of sci-fi? Negative.

 

Historical accuracy to the source material? Negative.

 

Gripping acting to at least keep you in the space? Double negative.

 

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Deviant Casting Director

• The acting is atrocious!
• Was Freddie Prinze trying for an accent?
• Panaka from guard from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is in it! And he’s a Brit!
• Mark Hamill the voice of Merlin? Mark was also a voice on the Wing Commander Academy animated show

 

Deviant Script Doctor

• The space station was in an asteroid, pretty cool, have we seen that before?
• Zulu time? Wtf is that?
• They do this thing that Star Wars n Star Trek to a lesser degree always seemed to avoid: somehow they’re more technologically advanced (space travel, simulated gravity, etc), yet much of their tech is inferior to ours (computer screens, floppy discs, etc)
• What good is a self-destruct if it malfunctions?!
• The one-liners are terrible. “Buy one get one free”?
• “He really is a good guy once you get to know him.” Is that a popular phrase?
• The Kilrathi were g