Justin and William witness the Chromebook Challenge, Jack Reacher not asking girls to dance, and ChatGPT-Induced Psychosis. Justin also reviews Clown in a Cornfield.

Justin and William witness the reason a Tesla arson suspect was released, Bill Belichick's relationship being a topic of conversation, and Florida outlawing the phrase "almond milk." Justin also reviews Thunderbolts*.

Justin and William witness Shedeur Sanders falling to round 5 of the NFL draft, Jordan Peterson discussing cluster B, and Larry David satirizing Bill Maher's dinner with Donald Trump. Justin also reviews Until Dawn.

Justin and William witness reactions to the shooting at Florida State University, the UK Supreme Court's ruling on gender, and Katy Perry's space flight. Justin also reviews The Amateur.

Justin and William witness Tim Pool's take on the stabbing of Austin Metcalf, Noah Wyle's fighting the good fight, and a Florida city's criminalization of illegal immigration. Justin also reviews Drop.

Justin and William witness CinemaCon, the stabbing of Austin Metcalf, and Trump's tariffs. William also reviews Wheel of Time.

Justin and William witness the University of Michigan eliminating DEI programs, Mississippi eliminating income tax, and derangement discourse. Justin also reviews Severance Season 2 and A Working Man.

Justin and William witness influencers spoiling Epic Universe, vandalism against Teslas, and a teacher being told she needs to remove a sign from her classroom. Justin also reviews Snow White.

Justin and William witness the world's pressing questions: is Elon Musk a nazi, will white men ever stop complaining, and what is autistic masking. Justin also reviews Novocaine.

Justin and William witness the Los Angeles wildfires, Topanga at Monday Night Raw on Netflix, and the eve of Trump's second term. Justin also reviews Den of Thieves 2: Pantera.