Justin and William witness Covid reparations in the Bay Area, a poop emoji statue on the national mall, and a professor being fired for dating Hello Kitty TA in Florida. Justin also reviews Woman of the Hour.

Justin and William witness Deryck Whibley of Sum 41's accusations against his former manager, the effects of the University of Michigan's D.E.I. policies, and 7-Eleven's closing of 400 stores.

Justin and William witness President Biden speaking about Hurricane Milton, 60 Minutes editing of Kamala Harris, and the Democrats targetting of men. Justin also reviews Saturday Night.

Justin and William witness Will Ferrell regretting an "awkward" Texas restaurant visit, the response to Joker: Folie a Deux, and the world passing peak obesity. Justin also reviews Never Let Go.

Justin and William witness California apologizing for slavery, a college coach losing her job over a self checkout error, and lighthouse parents. Justin also reviews Megalopolis.

Justin and William witness Three Mile Island's reopening, Hezbollah's exploging pagers, and P Diddy's Freak Offs. Justin also reviews The Killer's Game.

Justin and William witness right wing influencers being duped by Russia, Michigan's new work laws, and the charges against the father of the Georgia school shooter. Justin also reviews Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

Justin and William witness the founder of Telegram being arrested in France, Rotten Tomatoes introducing a new audience rating, and Gen Z "raw dogging" flights. Justin also reviews Blink Twice.

Justin and William witness if Disney World is erasing all forms of American patriotism, if computer tablet use leads to angry outbursts among toddlers, and if companies should offer unhappy leave. Justin also reviews Longlegs.

Justin and William witness the International Olympics Committee President declaring there is no way to tell a man from a woman, American Noah Lyles's tweet after winning gold in the 100m, and the United Kingdom's Crown Prosecution Service warning the world to think before you post. Justin also reviews It Ends With Us.