Justin and William witness the Feds coming for “extremist” gamers, Massachusetts investigators pursuing six 8th graders who created a mock slave auction on Snapchat, and Colorado students needing to show their IDs to go to the bathroom.  Justin also reviews The American Society of Magical Negroes..

Justin and William witness if we're past peak farce, Helldivers 2 fascist roleplay, and Zack Snyder on the Joe Rogan podcast. William also reviews Dune 2.

In this special, and possibly final, edition of Belichick Your Premises, Justin, William, and Daniel discuss the University of Michigan's National Championship, Super Bowl 58 (53?), and Bill Belichick no longer being the coach of the New England Patriots.

Justin and William name the Peak Farce Award winners for 2023.

Justin and William witness a Hollywood murder, the Newsom vs DeSantis debate, and the Title IX Lawsuit at Hillsdale College.

Justin witnesses pro-Palestine protests at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, students at a Queens high school rioting over a teacher attending a pro-Israel rally, and CM Punk returning to WWE. He also reviews Wish.

Justin and William witness Snoop Dogg giving up smoke, Charissa Thompson admitting to making up NFL sideline reports, and people boycotting corporations over Israel.  Justin also reviews The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.

Justin and William witness Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh being suspended for 3 games for sign stealing, the Patriot Way really being the Brady Way, and Mr. Beast being criticized for his video about installing wells in Africa. Justin also reviews It's a Wonderful Knife.

Justin and William witness the on ice death of professional hockey player Adam Johnson, The New Yorker asking what happened to San Francisco, really, and Argentinians camping out for five months to see Taylor Swift. Justin also reviews Priscilla and Five Nights at Freddys.

Justin and William witness the Techno-Optimist Manifesto, German university students requesting the installation of glory holes, and an Insomniac writer self-inserting into the Spider-Man 2 game. William also reviews Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1.