In a very late WTTO, the hosts are skeptical of the feasibility of a teach-abroad ruse and even more skeptical of a house-hungry second wife with a grim view of her husband's kin. Alex requests we embrace the inevitability of death, but like, in a fun way.

Letter one: I moved to Dubai but told my parents I’m in Tokyo

Letter two: My husband, 67, wants to leave his $2 million estate and home to his disabled daughter and his sister’s kids. Can he do that? I could outlive them

Thank you for supporting us through 10 episodes. Your reward is a trip through the past and a vision of the present. Both are bad!

Letter one: Questions and Answers of Hollywood

Letter two:

On this episode, Alex slips further into embarrassing fancy boy content, Amelia turns the podcast into a getting-things-done tool, and Gabriella mines Wikipedia for puns.

Letter one: Should I Be Social Engineering Playdates to Expose My Kid to the ‘Upper Class’?

Letter two: I'm Dating a Celebrity, But He Won't Commit

On this week's docket—are you a bad enough van to ruin a marriage? And in our second letter, how annoying of a person can still be good at writing pun signatures for your advice letter? 

Letter one: My husband wants to ruin our wedding anniversary

Letter two: My Stepsons Won’t Stop Trolling Me

This week, the friends console a Facebook mom, debate some light cryptozoology, and advise that you turn your disgusting boss into an advantage.

Sorry for the late episode, Alex was too nogged out to edit over Christmas weekend.

In a special extra-tangential WTTO, Alex, Gabriella, and Amelia discuss the housing market and stealing from your grandparents.

This week, Amelia, Gabriella, and Alex interpret—and discourage—dreams.

Amelia, Gabriella, and Alex mostly agree about ungrateful family members and mostly disagree about college.

Amelia, Gabriella, and Alex tackle two advice columns about knocking over water glasses and bowling over your parents.