Amelia, Gabriella, and Alex tackle two advice columns about who's eating what, and who's eating who. Happy Thanksgiving.
Letter one: My Mom Poisoned My Girlfriend
Letter two: I Bit My Coworker (and Update: I Bit My Coworker)
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