It's a very Bacon Halloween!  Unlike last week's debacle, we actually enjoyed this week's film. Join us as we relive our childhoods and increase our fears of living in the desert with this tale of terror...TREMORS.

Was someone having an emotional crisis when they named them Daddy Long Legs? This week goes over the top with Poisoned Kindergarten kids, re-washed condoms, and I meant to ask a question. When you guys get your yearly prostate exam, do you remember it? Cause I don't. Weird.

Tis the season of spooky! As we enter everyone's favorite month, we decided to torture ourselves with movie reviews. Up first, the sequel that no one asked for and the film that left us wishing we had our 90 minutes back. Prepare yourselves for the nightmare that is....Book of Shadows! Spoiler: no books about shadows.

We tone it back this week as we discuss Canada's most popular dish (they get a kick out of the stirring sound), prep for a most delicious turf war, and learn that Master Splinter does exist, he's just Mexican.

What happens if the guy attached literally at your hip commits a crime? Do you turn him in, co-join in the mayhem, or do you separate yourself and die? It's an episode of cyclist exposure and avian die-bombs. Have you thought about our POTUS made from the iron dongs of a trash man? Well, that happens as well. WHO KNEW!?

Have you ever audibly gasped at an ugly child? Well, this is the episode for you! We discuss the troubles of dealing with those little demons, and find how blessed we are to not have mutants for kids. We also talk through our worst movie experiences, the common problem with TP, and an Alaskan Dentist is living in the future. Actually prison, but listen to find out why.

Stop, drop, and roll little buddy. Heed my words, cause once you see Cap's shadowy schlong, you'll be on fire with passion. It's wild one this week with brain amoeba, way too much talk about nudes, and a local witch leaves one final goodbye in the best way possible.

What's your favorite false prophet milk, ya sinners? We talk about all the new kinds of hipster dairy and get dunked on by Mosquitoes.   In a weird week of news, our favorite Hesher, Floridaman, is at it again, but this time putting himself in danger by traveling to that poophole Louisiana. If the hurricane doesn't do him in, the Cajuns will.

It's an episode of organ disasters, or a pelvic mess if you prefer. So huff up all those lovely butt aromas, and strap yourself to your favorite Taiwanese kite, cause we take off pretty quick.

P.S. if you are easily offended at Nightmare Before Christmas being made fun of....we don't care, but we're happy to hear your comments.

From across the border the revolution will begin. It starts with homemade tanks and most likely Adidas sweats. Back in the States, we're gettin' shafted with fire tornadoes and invasive bugs. I think I'll take my chances with the homemade Mexican war machines.