Is it cold in here? Cause I could cut diamonds on these bad boys.   

We get into some awkward discussions regarding Spermzilla, and find out what each other would do in a series of moral dilemmas. Heads up, we are awful people and don't care for strangers. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

It's getting very Amish in here. Butter gettin made, Eagles fighting those pesky invasive drones, and real Wizards make their presence known. Also, you ever wonder how much a kid goes for in Corbin, Kentucky? Apparently $2500.

Sheeew daddy, you got that BDE! Heads up, this episode gets super dark. That's sayin somethin coming from us.   

We also discuss merch ideas, and rumor has it Sarah Jessica Parker is in the running for the next B movie Mexican Mythical Beast flick. (She will never look as good as she did in Hocus Pocus. Seriously, what the hell?)

Good grief madame, do you dump with that rear? While the world's leaders argue over who gets their turn with the sexbot, we visit one of a country's deadliest soccer matches, and a certain southern sweetheart may have been activated just in time for the 2020 apocalypse!

Charles Queso has finally turned to crime. It was only a matter of time before the mouse prince of pizza caved. We also discuss what not to do when cornered by a bear (spoiler alert: don't sacrifice your buddy). M O O N, that spells Florida. At least they think it does. GOT'EM!

A delivery boy gets a little too handsy with the pepperoni, and we discover the defense mechanism of a scared mask hater. What is it? Well, they urinate in a phone store. Also, you guys remember Scorpion King? We wish we didn't, but I guess we're better off having seen that monstrosity.

Chance bursts forth in his final form. Mecha Betty destroyer of bread!  

There's too much happening when local phallic displays are being stolen, demons are impregnating citizens, and the ICP become heroes we can appreciate. Magnets, how do they work?

All hail the Puma Prince! A rogue hero makes haste with his illegal feline, children are priority mail according the postal service, and we dive into one of the most disturbing would you rathers to date.  Have you considered what mutant animal 2020 will unveil next? Well, you should on this week's episode.

In this week's issue of The Wonderful Weird, Brazilian Spider-Dude takes on the gruesome twosome of Indian Lightning and the Bubonic Plague! Will he make it out alive in time to save the innocents? Honorable mention of a Dutch torture chamber, cause why not!?

It's been a wild and wonderful year, and thank you for sticking with us to our anniversary! This episode, we talk way too long about Forest Whitaker and his insane acting resume, and find out that if you're ugly and weird enough, you can secure your spot in the Tolkien universe. So what are you waiting for, ya bunch of Trolls?