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Have you ever popped a pimple? Have you ever wanted to? Mother Nature sure did, and she made it everyone’s problem.

This week, Sierra cosplays as an inanimate object (again) while Colin tells the story of the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens. Join us as we discuss different types of bras, what it’s like evacuating from a potential natural disaster, and movies that will give you trauma.

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Welcome back to Sierra's Conspiracy Corner! Have you ever wanted to disappear off the face of the earth? Well look no further! Seriously, don't look any further. This thing is unsolvable.

This week, Sierra spins the tale of D.B. Cooper, a mystery man of the sky who got away with a lot all while wearing cool sunglasses. Join us as we chat about the importance of clip-on ties, what is listed on Mormon warrants, and who is actually in charge of Colin's brain worms.

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Have you ever met someone that thinks they're the epitome of religious perfection? Well, now you have. Meet Brother XII (not to be confused with the Twelfth Brother). He started a club, exploited the club, then didn't want the club anymore.

This week, Colin tells the story of Edward Arthur Wilson, a man who was more than crazy and had a lot of weird ideas that included embezzlement. Join us as we discuss colonies (not the bee ones), Sierra's perfect day of retirement, and what we think an occult marriage ceremony looks like.

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It's the early 1900s. You're young, gorgeous, and VERY bothered. Your dad whispers and carries a big stick, and you're making boats go faster. You're Alice Roosevelt.

In this episode, Sierra tells the story of the socialite of the twentieth century, while Colin doesn't listen to a word she says. Tune in to hear about burying things on White House property, roommates with big swords, and Presidential conspiracies.

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What would a circus clown's worst nightmare look like? We have a guess: Balloonfest '86.

This week, Sierra confesses her hatred for a common party decoration while Colin tells the foolish story of Balloonfest '86. Join us as we discuss the origins of a bad NFL team name, weird Victorian idioms, and how balloons interfered with a police investigation.

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Fool Colin once, shame on you. Fool Colin twice, we'll see what happens. 

In the aftermath of the bamboozling of the century, also known as The Colin Trap™, Sierra and Annabelle chat about one of Gen Z's most beloved white men. 

Join us as we discuss the life of Harry Styles, his impact on a generation and the queer community, and Colin's unrelated gay awakening. You'll hear about Annabelle's giant caterpillar, the validity of celebrity allyship, and the insanity of stan culture.

To celebrate one whole year of being in the Basement, Sierra and Annabelle tell the story of two girls who got themselves into a pickle . . . but it's not quite the story that Colin was expecting.

Join us as we discuss our idea for a new police force, the Bridge to Terabithia, and how you can basically get away with anything if it takes place before 2001.

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Put on your big boy pants because we're asking even bigger-boy questions: did they wear wigs?

This week, Colin tells the story of André the Giant while Sierra won't stop asking very detailed questions that we don't have answers to. Join us as we discuss the use of velvet ropes, what a size 25 shoe looks like, and the different things you smell when you're not 6' tall. You can't miss it! Literally. Cause everything about this episode is giant.

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We said we were never going to do it. We were never going to do stories about crime. And then we changed our minds.

This week, Colin and Sierra take each other on two very different adventures while proving that any crime is . . . fine. Join us as we discuss Sierra's use of her college degree, why it's fine to steal from big corporations, and a weird mob-boss-prank-show talent agent.

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If Mary Kay and Jared Leto had a baby, it would be Curtis Howe Springer. He’s a little evangelical, and a lot mid-century scammer.

In this episode, Sierra tells Colin about a movie called Zzyzx Road and the story behind her game show music. You’ll hear about loudspeaker sermons, hemorrhoid cures, and how to start a convent.

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