Matt forces more sardines on Rob and defends North Korea.

Join us as we discuss whether reptilians secretly control the world, and whether this whole conspiracy is just sci-fi antisemitism. Also: Keegan's struggles with autistic children.

Did commissioner David Stern fix the 1985 NBA draft for the Knicks? Did he later co-star in Home Alone? Did Keegan do accidental blackface? Is Rob aroused by the sight of his own blood?

Keegan is confused by both Mexico and his own anatomy.

Is Stevie Wonder a liar, or is he Daredevil? These are the only two options, apparently. Our friend Kainoa joins us as we discuss Keegan's adventures in accidental crossdressing, and Matt shows off his problematic Stephen A. Smith impression.

The controversial Stevie Wonder mic catch(?) video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebts1FMCgb4

Why Keegan is wrong, according to science.

We argue about sea monsters, and also capitalism, and whether Matt would do well under a Chinese occupation. Keegan talks about the wrong conspiracy theory. Rob calls too many things racist. Also Matt belches a lot and is no longer allowed to drink carbonated beverages on the podcast.

A belated Christmas gift to you -- the inaugural episode of We're Just Asking Questions. On this week, we debate Nibiru, aka Planet X, the planet that Keegan promises is going to show up and destroy Earth any day now. We also learned that in the future, we should probably shout over each other less and try and keep our episodes under an hour.