You down with O.P.P.? Other people's pets? Of course you pet every dog, but there certainly must be lines you don't cross with other people's pets, right? Also: Jonathan slags Bodum.

Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!

If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.

Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.

Jim has a few rapid-fire topics, including: washing new clothes, the battle of the sitcom dads, beef with store layouts.

Is there ever a right time for correcting someone? We've all probably corrected someone's spelling or told them they were misremembering a story. When is that okay, and when are you being a dick?

Santa's list of who's naughty and who's nice fails completely to provide a clear moral framework for children's behavior. We are going to fix that.

Have you ever overestimated your own competence? You ever told someone they were bad at something? What's with our impulse to soften criticism? Also, Jim's got a norm and a question about broadcasting "fuck" on TV. Something for everyone!

The time has come to settle Best vs. Favorite: Thanksgiving Sides! Generally just a whole episode about gabbing about food. Hot meals or hot showers? Only cake or only pie? Don't listen on an empty stomach.

If you had to rob a bank, could you do it? How would you go about it? What's stopping you? Dark stuff!