We're No Experts

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot, Over the Top--classics of cinema. But which film scores the knockout win in the ring of BEST VS. FAVORITE when it comes to Sylvester Stallone movies?

What are your dream TV show spin-offs? We list several of our top picks and actually manage to stay on topic for almost the entire episode--a series first! Don't get used to it.

You ever thought about where different gestures come from and how they came to mean what they mean? We have, but we didn't bother researching or anything. Check it out!

Listener Ryan asked, "How would you organize society if given the chance?" Folks, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to, by which I mean questions we don't know the answers to.

How much work should you put into maintaining a low-level friendship? What does "low-level" mean in the case of a friend, anyway? Can you assign hard numbers to this stuff?

What would you do if you met someone who could be your twin? Would you be the first to engage? Would you call your parents liars? Maybe take the safest route and instantly attack them? All this and watch talk since we have so much...time on our hands!

Neither of us understands the appeal of camping. Why do people put themselves through it? We try to sort that one out with a lengthy sidebar about jalapeño poppers, then we talk at length about bidets. Something for everyone!

Are you prepared to encounter Bigfoot? It's guaranteed to be a life-changing experience, right? But what does that mean for you, and how would you handle it?

How do cars work? Don't bother DDGing it—just listen as we two ignoramuses try to enlighten you. By the end of this episode, you will be a true gearhead. Or maybe you won't. Probably you won't, but we go out on some hat etiquette, which Jim says is the best part.

It's snowing, which means we couldn't record a full episode. But our commitment to delivering the quality you're accustomed to is so strong that we have managed to put together something for you in any case. Full episode sometime next week!