If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be and why? The answer is Superman. I wish I could tell you it took a while to get there. It did not. But hey: double dating etiquette, Back to the Future criticism, etc.

Loads of stuff this time around: straightening your change, email stationery, lighting a match! And the main event: Was the dog or the horse first?

If you had to go on after death as a ghost in either the distant past or the next thousand years, which would you choose? Stick around for another Bathroom Break while you're at it.

Best vs. Favorite: NUTS. There's a lot to chew on with that one. And would you buy an indestructible suit?

If the worst should happen to you in Toon Town, who do you want on the case? Also, a friend of the show submitted a fantastic question for your consideration!

Your friends do things for money. Do you give them your money for those things? Jim says hell yeah, and Jonathan says keep money out of the friendship. Can they reconcile? Also featuring some light chat about Ashanti & Fat Joe and the mysterious origin of "on cloud nine."

Independence Day is coming up here in the United States...but is it any good? There's a lot to like. Can we clear the calendar here? Also: the Bathroom Break and some JCVD chat!

Just about everyone has a movie they hate. What movie do you hate bad enough to wipe completely from existence? There are lots of angles to this one. Enjoy Slim Goodbody, hating on Monty Python, and Jonathan trying to abstain from the very episode premise.

Heated disagreement this episode in the battle of Best vs. Favorite: breakfast food! Stay tuned for a new segment that unfortunately involves a lot of shit talk. As in literally talk about shit. Enjoy!

What animal could you take in a fight if you had to be the same animal? Also extensive tangents on word pluralization, Mortal Kombat, and something called "parking lights."