We’re Not All Write

Since the last episode, Hayley has become a Realtor and Minister and has gotten a set of plastic teeth. What...the...efff???

Hayley agrees to watch one movie a month of Elizabeth's choosing, and Elizabeth agrees to watch one show of Hayley's choosing. Only Elizabeth follows through, which shouldn't be surprising.

After admiring herself in the reflection of the runway window at her gate, Lily runs into Max (surprise) again, and they exchange more than words on the plane ride. 

Meet Lily, Max (and eventually Adam), the MCs of our debut book, Pieces of Perfect, that released over ten years ago!

Join us as we break down the first chapter of our very first novel. It's fun (and also somewhat jarring) to go back to where it all began...

Find out more about where you can read Pieces of Perfect

Elizabeth is 40 and back from her Mexican vacation! After her plane ride, what better time to discuss social etiquette in public? We're not the most tactful people, but we know not to stand on top of someone or chat loudly on our phones in stores. 

From public transportation to elevators to who should receive tips, we talk about what's acceptable and what shouldn't be in our (un)professional opinion. And Hayley learns what side she should use when she walks into a store.

Will Elizabeth end up in a Mexican prison? How did Hayley get a sexually transmitted disease on her foot?

We talk driving and self-care!

Why does Elizabeth back into spaces? How did Hayley almost mow down a group of school children? Why do jobs force self-care on employees? Find out the answers to those questions and more on this episode.

Elizabeth was supposed to call for us to test the sound.

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