Join Conlan and Christian as they explore music, obsession, falling in love, and asking out strangers in this weeks "We're Not Dating"

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Episode 10 is finally here!!! We didn't think we'd make it this long. Join our heroes as they get trolled by questions and reminisce on ten whole episodes! Will they continue on or will they retire? Do you have a phrase that makes people immediately tune out? We do.

Enjoy this week's We're Not Dating Episode: Shadow the Thicc

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Listen, it's hard out there for a good Judi in need of a hot Dench, so sit down and let your two homosexual besties read you up and down for your picture choices?

That's right, it's the Tinder episode! Listen in for tips on how to NOT construct a profile, sound bites of Conlan saying the word "marginized," and a list of fun facts our mothers probably shouldn't know about.

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Do you think Britney Spears will sue us? We hope so.

Get in the uber, we're going to the klerb, and the name of said klerb? Friendship. Join us as we talk crashing on old friends' couches, takin' nudes, and making fun of teenage Christian.

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Welcome back to "We're Not Dating"

In this week's episode, we explore music, airplanes, claustrophobia, and cheek implants. Let's find out if Conlan and Christian are truly TV ready.

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Episode 6, HGHGTV: Join our heroes as they discover if they are capable of moving at an HGTV level. We move, we groove, we explore emotional tv, and learn why Conlan and Christian cannot be trusted to run a television show. Things may get a little gassy this week on We're Not Dating

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The Mystery of Where the Hell is Episode 4 is SOLVED.

Please enjoy our much-belated, obligatory Pride Month diatribe. Whether you're gay, straight, sitchu-sexual, bottom, table-top, or just Jodie Fosterin' it, we welcome you to the forum. Sitchu down! Not much advice but a lot of shitty gay jokes.

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Look, I know what you're thinking, and yes, we know how to count. Conlan spilled water on his laptop, destroying it, then he moved. We're currently on stage 26 of the 35 stages of grief, bear with us in our time of need. Episode 4 will return to us.

Topics include: Potatoes, Succubi, Wedding Invites, and Terrible People Eating Your Things (including pets).

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Welcome to Nap Town, Population: One--Just kidding, you're deported!

Join us as we discuss summer lewks, how to get a man (possibly to wear as part of previously stated lewk), and actually dole out a little advice. What.

PS: Sorry Conlan's audio is fucked up. We did our best to make it worthy of your beautiful, perfectly-shaped ears.

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Music Credit: Kevin MacLeod

Logo Credit: Sindy Gebhard

Let's be real, your friend is dating an absolute pile, but how do you break it to them? With one hit or two hits?

Join us as we discuss how to deal with other people's relationships--because let's be real, just because we're not dating, that doesn't mean I can't hate your boyfriend, Barbara.

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Music Credit: Kevin MacLeod

Logo Credit: Sindy Gebhard