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The offseason is already moving fast. We react to Brian Daboll and Gus Bradley’s press conferences and why there’s real optimism building. Lane Johnson returns for Year 14 to keep the tush push alive, and the Bears possibly relocating to Hammond, Indiana might be the headline of the week.

Free agency drama heats up with Javonte Williams re-signing in Dallas, Kyle Pitts getting the franchise tag, and Kenneth Walker not expected to be tagged. Kirk Cousins is back on the market chasing another bag, Jaylen Waddle rumors are swirling in Miami, and Patrick Mahomes restructures to free up $45M for Kansas City to reload.

Plus, a big shoutout to BOTH the USA men’s and women’s hockey teams for bringing home gold.

Offseason chaos? We’re just getting started.

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This week on We’re Not Experts, we kick things off with the biggest offseason storyline nobody asked for: the Titans logo gets a haircut. Is it a subtle trim? A Did the graphic designer just say “trust me” and start swinging? We break down the new look like we’ve been in the barber chair ourselves.

JellyRoll Enters The Chat and Justin sings a little tune.

The Dolphins clean house and move on from Tyreek Hill. Where should he land? Contender?  Reunion tour? And what is he actually going to be for the rest of his career — elite game-breaker, high-end WR2, or full “veteran presence” era?

We also debate the three running backs who are about to potentially be on the move:

•Kenneth Walker III

•Breece Hall

•Travis Etienne

Plus:

The Los Angeles Rams are allegedly eyeing Ty Simpson.

And we dive into the rumors that Travis Hunter might primarily play corner going forward. We debate which side of the ball he’d actually dominate more — lockdown CB1 or electric WR1 — and accidentally turn it into a full scouting department argument.

As always, we are not experts — just confident. Strong takes, reckless projections, and at least one opinion that will look ridiculous by Week 3. Tune in.

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The offseason is officially here, which means hope is undefeated and logic is optional. We’re breaking down which quarterbacks and franchises are under the most pressure to at least make the Super Bowl next year — including Derek Carr (yes, again). Is this redemption season or another chapter in the same book?

We Dive In To More Offseason News

We also dive into early mock draft buzz and which teams are about to talk themselves into a mistake. It’s pressure rankings, offseason delusion, and the beginning of six straight months of “this is our year.”

As always, we are not experts — but we do have opinions.

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We’re back with Episode 5 of We’re Not Experts, and this one is chaotic in all the right ways.

We’re breaking down the Super Bowl from Drake Maye’s terrible performance under the brightest lights to just how rough a night it was for Will Campbell. Then we get into the big debate: was the Super Bowl MVP a straight-up robbery?

Plus:

James Pearce Jr. Crashes Out

The NFL Super Bowl 61 logo conspiracy theory? Is it coming back again?

And we unpack the viral “PenisGate” controversy surrounding Olympic athletes and how internet rumors spiral into global headlines

As always, we’re not analysts… we’re not insiders… we’re definitely not experts. But we’ve got opinions.

Tap in.

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Episode 4 of We’re Not Experts is pure NFL chaos — Todd Monken takes on the Browns’ dysfunction (brave man), Mike LaFleur ends up being the man for the Cardinals, and Klint Kubiak is now in charge of the Raiders.

 With all 10 head coaching jobs filled, we hand out winners, losers, and a few “what are we even doing?” awards. 

The public is all over Seattle, which makes us immediately nervous, so we debate if it’s time to fade the Seahawks. 

Plus Keys to Success for Super Bowl contenders, our favorite player prop bets, and the NFL going global again with games in Paris and Australia — because nothing says football like 14-hour flights and confused body clocks. 

Strong opinions, questionable logic, zero credentials — We’re Not Experts. 

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Episode 3 of We’re Not Experts is here, and things are getting bold. Possibly too bold.

This week, we break down the NFL Conference Championship games with elite confidence and questionable logic, react to the latest NFL coaching hires (some inspiring, some… deeply confusing), and make early Super Bowl predictions we will absolutely stand by until they’re proven wrong!

"The Bald" Are Taking Over Nashville

And of course, we discuss another conspiracy — one that may or may not involve football, influence, writing, or maybe its just us spiraling late into the episode.

Football talk. Reckless predictions. Zero qualifications.

This is We’re Not Experts, Episode 3 — and the evidence is piling up. 

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We’re Not Experts is back, and once again we prove it by confidently discussing things we only kind of understand.

This week, we preview the NFL Conference Championship games with all the authority of people who have watched a lot of football and read some tweets. Who’s going to the Super Bowl? Who will we absolutely pretend we “called” after the fact? It’s all here.

We also dive into the latest NFL coaching hires, where billion-dollar franchises entrust their future to guys who look like they own at least three Patagonia vests and call plays off laminated vibes. Who nailed it? 

And we somehow end up talking about electrical substation theory in San Francisco.

Sports. Coaching chaos. Power grids. Zero credentials.

We’re Not Experts — and this episode is aggressively on brand.

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Our Pilot episode...  Are we ready? Probably not. Are we experts? Certainly NOT! But ya gotta start somewhere right?

The Divisional Round delivered drama, heartbreak, and a few major surprises—and we’re breaking it all down. We recap every playoff matchup, the biggest moments, and what these results mean as the road to the Super Bowl becomes clearer.

We also dive into the future of the Buffalo Bills after their shocking coaching firing—what went wrong, what’s next, and how this decision reshapes the franchise. Plus, we look at the Tennessee Titans’ head coaching search, breaking down the top candidates and what direction the team might be heading.

Playoff reactions, coaching chaos, and offseason implications—tap in for all of it.