"If you don't like football, you're a sissy little baby boy." 

-the 1800s

https://archive.org/download/230730-a-duckling-is-hatched-1893-1920/230730%20A%20Duckling%20is%20Hatched%20%281893-1920%29.mp3

 An ambitious journalistic undertaking

https://archive.org/download/230713-the-complete-history-of-the-oregon-ducks-prologue/230713%20The%20Complete%20History%20of%20the%20Oregon%20Ducks%20-%20Prologue.mp3

If you care more about dogs than freedom, July 4th may not be the holiday for you.

 https://archive.org/download/230628-commies-vs-fireworks/230628%20Commies%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3

 "big cars and loud noises terrify me" 

-a grown adult man

https://archive.org/download/230618-the-deadly-carbrain-scourge/230618%20The%20Deadly%20Carbrain%20Scourge.mp3

if it saves just one life

https://archive.org/download/230611-the-cult-of-the-sacred-mask/230611%20The%20Cult%20of%20the%20Sacred%20Mask.mp3 

 a total karen came up to me one day and punched me in the face just for being fat, it totally happened

https://archive.org/download/230528-life-in-the-fat-lane/230528%20Life%20in%20the%20Fat%20Lane.mp3

 2 fat 2 furious

https://archive.org/download/230519-westbros-turns-200/230519%20Westbros%20Turns%20200.mp3

 once westbros hits ep 200, it's gonna need the seatbelt extender on the plane

https://archive.org/download/230514-plus-sized-podcasting/230514%20Plus%20Sized%20Podcasting.mp3

 fighting racism with hostess snack cakes

https://archive.org/download/230507-aint-got-time-for-fatphobes/230507%20Ain%27t%20Got%20Time%20For%20Fatphobes.mp3

 get hyped

https://archive.org/download/230501-its-gonna-be-a-fat-boy-summer/230501%20It%27s%20Gonna%20Be%20A%20Fat%20Boy%20Summer.mp3