Our retirement account options are fake money, monkey pictures, plastic toys or teddy bears. 

https://archive.org/download/230129-investing-wisely/230129%20Investing%20Wisely.mp3

 beautiful women as far as the eye can see

https://archive.org/download/230122-weirdos-and-other-oddities/230122%20Weirdos%2C%20and%20Other%20Oddities.mp3

 my boss is evil incarnate

https://archive.org/download/230120-my-old-enemy-capitalism/230120%20My%20Old%20Enemy%2C%20Capitalism.mp3

 oppression has cellulite marks

https://archive.org/download/230115-literal-trans-fats/230115%20Literal%20Trans%20Fats.mp3

 we're still alive

https://archive.org/download/230107-the-2022-broley-awards/230107%20The%202022%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

 Happiness is stupid and dumb

https://archive.org/download/221211-a-very-reddit-christmas_202212/221211%20A%20Very%20Reddit%20Christmas.mp3

 keeping the thanksgiving streets safe out there

https://archive.org/download/221126-turkey-soda-and-other-mishaps/221126%20Turkey%20Soda%20and%20Other%20Mishaps.mp3

transgiving blessings to all

https://archive.org/download/221107-a-joyous-franksgiving/221107%20A%20Joyous%20Franksgiving.mp3 

 the loveliest females you ever laid eyes on 

https://archive.org/download/221016-round-three-of-lovely-queens_202210/221016%20Round%20Three%20of%20Lovely%20Queens.mp3

 authentic real grade A women

https://archive.org/download/221012-more-beautiful-ladies/221012%20More%20Beautiful%20Ladies.mp3