Although we have no idea what we're gonna say, this episode has a sense of inevitability. You get Rachel Woollett as a guest. Sooner or later, the topic of discussion will arrive at incestuous wangs. Listen to find out how, why and who with! We did discuss other things but incur world, nothing beats wangs.

Let's all enjoy Ben and Nick having recorded an episode in mid 2020 and then sitting on it for over six months. Why would they do this? There must be a plan. A bigger picture. Some clandestine motive. Nope. They're idiots. But idiots who talk and amuse. 

Listen with even more sheer excitement than you've ever felt before as Ben and Nick record a podcast without actually being together.

Pandemics mean less touching. But they don't mean less aural loveliness! Enjoy. Then enjoy again!

After so many years of shame and despair, Ben and Nick finally reach their 50th episode of We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say. How to celebrate this milestone? They asked some lovely ladies to be guests on the show and made the episode longer than usual!

And they didn't slapped or punched? Something went very right! 

Huge thanks to the always fabulous Nicole See, Jody Silveston, Vicky Hoyles and Sasha Stoddard.

After series 4 was spread over 4 years(!) Ben and Nick have committed to a more regular show once again and they storm back into your ears with series 5. Recorded last January and released right now. Enjoy their honest review of Star Wars 9, their thoughts on Trump, Star Trek and Greetings Card Shops. If you thought you never needed this in your life. Think again. And again.

As season four draws to a close, we remember all those good times over the whole season of 12 episodes.

Who'd have thought, when we started season 4 just five years ago, that the end would come so soon.

Here's to the future. And season 5. And the Terminator movie sequels.

Ben and Nick get sticky and sugary while maintaining proper oral hygiene

If you've ever wanted to know what Nick found on a Chess Grandmaster's computer or what Ben got up to at University, then listen and learn my beautiful friends, listen and learn!

The boys are back, with the tenth episode of series four of their awarded non-winning podcast.

We discuss castings, we discuss hotels, and we suprise Adam Jenkins by speaking to him.

Live (not dead) from the South Wimbledon Studios, Ben & Nick are back with more insights into the world.

If you want to hear about Donald Trump, training Priests, and animals with eyes - you've come to the right place.

You may regret it, but it is the right place...

*Guests may or may not actually be appearing*.

Ben and Nick are excitedly presenting from their brand new South Wimbledon studios, and discuss the state of the world, Philosophy, and why Nick holds a grudge.