We've Never Seen It

Our first Pixar episode! Lots to unpack here. Artie can't roll his "R's". Lewie doesn't know what a Kesha is. Coco? Rango? Rio? Ringo? It's all fair game. Get vaccinated!

The boys dive into the We've Never Seen It listener mailbag in search of an answer to one of life's most important questions... what would happen if they faced off in a 1-v-1 deathmatch?

Guns. Slow-motion action sequences. Ham-fisted social commentary. Guns Akimbo contains all of these things, plus Daniel Radcliffe, who may or may not be badass enough to carry this type of movie. Are you ready? Yes. Was this a good movie? Hmm. Am I too drunk to write this episode description? Absolutely. Tune in to this very special episode of We've Never Seen It!

The wait is over. The most important episode of any podcast in human history is finally here. Lewie and Artie take on the most prestigious - and boring - awards show of them all... The Oscars. Naturally, they have strong opinions on how to improve them, which may or may not include Snoop Dogg. Plus, a special bonus - the inaugural Glennies Awards!

It's true - Lewie and Artie have never seen Twilight... until now. Hopelessly outmatched, the boys grapple with a kajillion-dollar multimedia teen vampire fantasy universe that they will never understand. Or will they? No, they won't. But this one is pretty funny.

Twilight was released in 2008 but is actually 109 years old. It stars Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, River Phoenix, Robin Patterson, and Rodney Dangerfield. 

It's March, and you notice that the days are suddenly a little longer. The air is a bit warmer. You've made it through another dark winter. So what should you do? Watch a live-action remake of a childhood classic? Well, okay. But first, ask yourself: pasta hands, or sauce pits? In that moment a thousand sunflowers bloom in your mind's eye. Stars are born and collapse unto themselves as the cosmos whispers into your soul, "¿Por qué no los dos?"

Disney's 2019 live-action Aladdin stars Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, but NOT Gilbert Gottfried. 

Season 2 starts off with a bang. Lewie & Artie overexpose themselves intellectually in an attempt to make sense of Christopher Nolan's latest film, Tenet. Amidst dubious logic and compounding confusion, it would appear that a broken clock is, indeed, right twice a day. New traditions are born. Old traditions are canceled (thanks, Shia). Let's do this.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, for watching utter garbage. Surviving the universally-abhorred Star Wars Holiday Special is the true destiny of every Jedi. Will Lewie & Artie learn the true meaning of Life Day, or is the end of their Star Wars fandom at hand? Find out on this very special and indulgent episode of We've Never Seen It!

Amidst a global pandemic, polarized political landscape, and climate change, Lewie and Artie watch Magic Mike and then talk about it for 45 minutes. Along the way, they discuss the White Claw flavor hierarchy, Pam Beesly versus Karen Filippelli, and the insidious embrace of brunch. 

Clowns. Mental illness. Conspiracy theories. Peanut butter. Nothing is off-limits as Lewie and Artie watch Joker, and then work through some stuff, on the third episode of We've Never Seen It.