What Adults Don't Tell You Before You Adult

TOMS BEEN REPLACED BY A GIRL?! Lucky Tom is on holiday whilst the rest of us are still WORKING! So because of that we got in someone better. Meet Ellie Anyas best friend. The pair talk about struggls of being friends and going to different unis and being on the other end of the country to one another. The Dynamic Duo talk about how to find time for your besties. Dont worry guys Tom will be back next week

Can you imagine a time before touch screens? Can you imagine a time before 4K what about 1080p, what about even before 720? Imagine a time before YouTube. Yes Anya and Tom are old. But not so old they lived in black and white. The guys talk about technology and what they grew up with. But shout out to Teksta that dog was cool!

You cant chose you're family but you can chose who you live with. How weird would it be to chose your family though? If you could would you do it like a whole X-Factor styled round system or would you chose like the initial coupling on Love Island where you just chose first time you see them. but then I guess you do decide the first time you see your family you just don't get shown a competing family. The Family Games!! The winner gets a child! Wait ignore that... Im tired I don't know whats going on anymore. Just be grateful for the one you've got even if they're not great. Anya and Tom can be your non-legal guardians. They'll teach you everything you need to know about adulting. 

Phew I think i managed to save that description.

The team talks about how great Tom is to live with, Anya needs to be fed a lot of sweets and they lived with a kid with an umbrella hat.

Hey me again, we should really stop meeting like this. You reading my descriptions and me try to make you smile with those cute dimples you smile with? Am I making these too weird? Do you like weird? Have i made this awkward? Did I make a no no? Should I get an adult to write these in the future? Well tough you're left with weird little me making you feel uncomfortable! But please don't tell Anya and Tom they wont be happy. 

This week the squad talk about Office Life or Office Lyfe dependant on where you live and your level of coolness. This week we find out about Toms childhood dream jobs (Yes more than one what an idiot, have one and stick to it) What does Anya do in the bathroom *Insert shifty eyes* and who doesn't love free cake?!

Another week another cryptic jumbled description. Come on stick to the point nice and succinct (I almost spelt that right first time!!!) Back to the point. Anya and Tom talk about the worlds favourite thing, well maybe not the worlds but definietly mine. That and puppies. Hey hey hey, focus, Today the team talks about food! 

So before you listen to this episode of 'What Adults Don't Tell You Before You Adult' Grab some cake, cook some food or if you're Anya and Tom order some Chinese food! If you start this as soon as you order your food it should arrive just as it finishes! So no more window watching for you! 

So.... You're welcome!

The dynamic Duo are back at it again bringing you even more fire content *imagine a gif of Salt Bae sprinkling salt* Do you need to say salt bae sprinkling salt? What else does he do? If he did other things his name wouldn't be salt bae right? Am I over thinking this? Yes! Will this keep me up at night? God no I sleep like a baby.  Intermittently and waking up cry and demanding food! This is an odd description so far not telling you anything about this episode...

Today we talk about household chores:

We find out Tom doesn't like spiders, Anya gets into bed weirdly and is this a millennial issue or is nobody good at household chores?

Welcome to 'What Adults Don't Tell You Before You Adult' a show brought to you by Anya and Tom from AudioBox. This is a comedic talk show helping everyone learn to Adult the safe and correct way. They have fumbled through life so you don't have to! Tune in every week to hear them discuss very important issues to their best abilities. Do you know politics? They don't either! DIY, you guessed not a clue. But surely they know and understand taxes?! And once again you'd be surely mistaken. That pun didn't quite work did it? (I know its sorely) They also suck at writing descriptions for their show. Tune in and listen about all things adult in a scary grown up world. 

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