What Clicks May Come

... the title really says it all on this one. We're sorry. 

 Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shout-out! 

Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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Dead philosophers? Cold chickens? Rat milk?

If these things sound like a bad combination, and also bad as individual concepts, then why don't you come have a bad time? With this podcast! Because... and I'll let you in on a little secret here... those are the things that we talk about in this very episode. 

Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shout-out! 

Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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This week is all about ~permanent eggs~, various types of lube, fun summer games, and the Sarah-Palin-has-horse-legs conspiracy. Also, we check in on John once again and... he has some serious theories regarding Taylor Swift lyrics.

 Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shout-out! 

Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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We don't even know on this one, people. We read so many absolutely nonsensical walls of text of what are most certainly acid-based revelations involving cosmic gates and dolphins with map-making abilities. We find out about how you can get nutrition beamed directly into your body via your picture being put into a box with a lamp over it in some guy's basement. Just... hold our hands and venture on in here, it truly goes some places and you'll need a friend or two in the dark forest full of dolphin cults and sasquatches that can turn into crows. 

 Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected] 

Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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We look at terrible vintage ads and find the worst book ever, but the ever reliable John helps to turn things around. Then we take the wheel and crash directly into vore. Woops! 


 Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected] 

Artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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Finally, here is the episode wherein #naturalsoldiers will begin to make sense. We are so excited to finally get to share with you the magic of armadillos (unfortunately it's only after hearing some terrible things about armadillos, so buckle-in), and we look forward to getting cool and weird armadillo facts and stories from you @whatclicks on Twitter, or in our email, [email protected]

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This week, we talk too much about TikTok and  of the crustaceans to be found within, Charles Entertainment Cheese makes a return but with less adult content, Logan gets yelled at about a fern, and then finally we get to the real heart of the matter: how tall is Fergie?!

 Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected] 

Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin 

Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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We discuss the kid-friendly version of WAP and the DEFINITELY NOT kid-friendly version of Chuck E. Cheese, accidental octopus purchases, and the worst purse that exists on god's green earth. Check out the Instagram for visuals of these awful things 

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Quora digest emails lead to the discovery of Johnathan and his knowledge of all things, including what it's like to be Taylor Swift. Also, listen to the most upsetting story about ashes that you've heard today (probably... I don't know who you are or how much of your day includes talking about ashes, I'm just guessing here). 

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