What’s it like having a dad? And hair? Blake has useless skills. Chess club? Zack doesn’t like Akira. Jack and Blake nerd out about anime. Blake doesn’t remember meeting Cara. Anthony hurts himself exercising (surprise). Blake blames all his problems on not having a dog. Anthony tries to get a dog. Zack still doesn’t understand fantasy football. Jack doesn’t care about grades. Blake loves the UFC.

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Zack's sensitive skin. Jack eats McDonald's. Gen Z slang. Zack tries to cheat. Anthony's dad kills a cactus. Zack is technically on a winning streak, but it got cut from last episode. Jack thinks The Mandalorian is mediocre. Zack does math good. Jack finally admits a mistake. Listening to country music pays off. What we learned today. Jack and Zack get a virtual tour.

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Hymns at work. Addicts are like children. Zack rocks out to Justin Bieber. Jack's isolation adventures. Anthony plays softball by himself. Closet cat fan. Big N, big F, little L. Jack hates NFL commentary. Just say no. Anthony does a terrible Russian accent. Being a Good Samaritan. Colombia is NOT in Central America.

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Jack quotes Family Guy. Zack's friends all have Stockholm Syndrome. Gravity is undefeated. OU: The University of Oklahoma. Zack makes a ludicrous argument. Jack has to repeat himself. Zack has a great choice of words. Three balding men. Anthony's doctor calls him obese. Aren't you going to take me out to dinner first?

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Anthony holds Jack’s feet to the fire. Zack is Randy from The Wire. Anthony doesn’t know how to make friends. Jack is very professional. Anthony is a good commissioner. Jack looks like… I mustache you a question. Anthony can’t make decisions. What people judge us for. Zack has issues with non-meat options. Anthony has a weird memory. Jack’s embarrassing sailing story. Zack rips his pants.

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Zack’s questionable dating communications. Karens. Jack’s Spindrift addiction. Jack has had a great 2020. Jack puts Anthony in his place. Media we’d like to experience again. Yakatomi plaza. Zack asks a follow-up question. Would you go back to being 20? Fictional tourism. Jack hates Disney. Describing our lives in movie titles.

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Jack’s new wedding date causes drama. Sex problems. Zack becomes a cat person. Yiddish lessons. Jack reps island culture. Anthony struggles with Italy. More straight trappin’. Anthony spikes a cake. Zack enjoys a quinceañera. Smooth segues. Zack ghosts Kansas. Jack gets mad at the vet.

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Zack is amazed by waveforms. Chuck has something to say. Jack doesn't care. Zack is an 80-year-old man. The one positive about Oklahoma. Friends that aren't us. Jack offers to buy Anthony tacos (then doesn't). OCD in a nutshell. Zack gets a mysterious email. Zack diminishes Anthony—again. Jack makes another typo. Zack puts America ahead of himself.

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High-five noises (or Chuck is the American Dream). Jack misunderstands a text. Jack and Zack try a cleanse. We, um, talk about religion. Zack learns about withdrawals. Did you make your bed today? Anthony has anxiety—surprise. Zack dislikes something he doesn't understand. Anthony learns his place. Jack struggles with math. Anthony blacks out watching Weeds. Jack breaks a table.

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Zack's first words. Dealing with burnout. More arguments over fancy water. How we get grounded. Zack challenges Jack to hockey. Machine Gun Preacher. Never argue with stupid. Russell Brand calls us out. Anthony hates the Goonies. Jack talks over everyone. Heroes we never want to meet. Writing makes you weird.