Zack’s cultural influences. Jack is immune to humidity. Questions from Gary, Indiana. Jack loves his wife. Somehow, we end up doing accents. Jack and Anthony: Shining Twins. We talk about step one. Anthony has excuses. Jack puts a pox on Zack. First 50 yards of a marathon. Zack leaves Jack speechless.

Stand-up athletes. Jack gets kicked out of school. Anthony goes to the psych ward. Zack is a sleeper agent. Rock bottoms. Zack totals his car—twice. Jack compares Zack to a squirrel. Anthony confronts Zack about his spelling. Zack rails against monogamy. Jack's wife listens to the podcast. Anthony forgets to do homework. Zack proposes a pedicure.

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One ply. Zack's college experience. Jack goes on a forum. Anthony had no friends. Zack gatekeeps Anthony. Anthony eats a sandwich in class. Zack tries to set his mom up with a dealer. Questionable father figures. Jack's wife is afraid of horses. Zack gets a word right. There's a lot to be said about non-verbal communication. Jack insults Anthony to his core.

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Jack gets offered a fork. Zack wants us to flirt more. Best and worst advice. Anthony gets proposal advice. Jack laughs at a client. The myth of the freebie. Jack sounds like Anthony's high school religion teacher. Pets getting in the way. Crazy happenings in meetings.

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Instant Dad. Arguments over colors. Anthony gets tattoo advice. Zack wants to be a lobbyist. Jack is aggressively balding. Zack doesn't know who's on his favorite NFL team. Anthony foreshadows the MLB season. We learn about autism. Jack gets his dad's ashes. Zack teaches us a new word.

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Jack’s new wedding date causes drama. Sex problems. Zack becomes a cat person. Yiddish lessons. Jack reps island culture. Anthony struggles with Italy. More straight trappin’. Anthony spikes a cake. Zack enjoys a quinceañera. Smooth segues. Zack ghosts Kansas. Jack gets mad at the vet.

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Jack hates instagram. Anthony screws up an email. Zack listens to Dr. Drew. Anthony doesn’t know how to relax. Anthony writes about Westworld (Spoilers). We agree on something. Zack needs a Safe Code. Jack’s wife freaks Zack out. Zack denies getting Chlamydia. Ignoring red flags. Anthony does yardwork. Jack embellishes the South.

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Jack refuses to be gaslighted. Zack gets put in special ed. Anthony has a doctor's handwriting. This turns into a fetish thing. Anthony gets fired from treatment. Jack stops teens from smoking. Straight up trappin'. Zack freaks out his coworker. The benefits of Canada. Anthony misreads the Los Angeles coronavirus situation. We really botch the outro.

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Eternal Sunday. Anthony plays a lot of video games. Zack is essential. Jack stocks up. Zack gets a new tattoo. We're a history pod. Anthony goes to Costco. Jack exposes Zack's DMs. Anthony thanks the NFL. Zack doesn't like Dragon Ball Z. Jack tries to reduce his pet deposit. Zack plays Tiger King at work.

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Jack gets married. Chuck intervenes. Covid hits. Anthony worries about running out of food. Zack doesn't like doing things by himself. Jack gets taller. Zack discusses old comers. Anthony uses one of Zack's words. Jack crashes Gwendoline. Zack has a run-in at Rainbow Acres. We vastly underestimate how long this will go on.

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