What Had Happened Was

Mike returns from his hiatus to rant about paying it forward, female singers, nice guys, and people who start petitions about the endings of shows.

MIke rambles about his anniversary weekend, the Kentucky Derby, parental guilt and lying, and teenagers minding their own business.

Mike talks his anniversary weekend in OC and how being a family man beats being a party animal

Mike completely forgot that it was his 100th episode, so instead of patting himself on the back for a half hour he talks about GoT, Easter, toilet designs, eggs, and waxes poetic about his friends entering the best time of their lives.

Mike uses a rainy night to trash anyone who claims that they are the only person in America that doesn’t watch Game of Thrones, parenting in the 80s and 90s, old people running the country, Candace Owens, people who pretend the system isn’t rigged in favor of those in power, but somehow defends the right […]

Mike goes over the weekend that made him late, his kids’ obsession with their middle fingers, some details about the house, King Gimp, and an all female RassleMania

April showers bring another therapy session for Mike, He whines about people complaining about April Fools Jokes on Facebook, Amy Schumer’s jokes, and finishes with the benefits of only having one kid. RIP to Nipsey Hussle!

Here’s to hoping you enjoyed you St. Patrick’s Day Weekend and are feeling fit and fresh this lovely March Monday. If not, maybe Mike can cure your hangover with his ranting about vaccines, Pedialyte, the Chistchurch shooting in New Zealand, and burning leaves like a good backwoods country boy.

Mike careens more off topic than usual but stays along the main road long enough to make himself seem misogynistic, homophobic, and racist.

Despite their phenomenal hospitality, Mike is ready to bust out of his parents’ house. It has driven him to a dark place where he talks a lot in this episode about murder and suicide. Not to fear, he is neither suicidal not homicidal, just an idiot with a microphone and no filter.