What Is A Movie?

Hail to the king, baby; it's Godzilla time! Tune in as we talk about that big lizard, his progeny, and the planes trains and automobiles that he kicks around. There's also a quick detour into the Godzilla '98 soundtrack because nothing says "Godzilla" quite like Jamiroquai.

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CW: This episode discusses sexual assault, violence, rape, and stalking.

Spooky season continues! Just in time for Halloween, we're watching It Follows (2014). We discuss the stunning visuals/music, gripping tension, interesting themes, and where it might fall a bit short (unlike the spooky tall man; he's very tall, very spooky, and wonderful).

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Aw heck, it's October so that means we're back in sequel season! Here comes:
What Is A Movie: Season Three

And what better way to ring in spooky season with the reason for the season himself, Michael "Halloween" Myers. Dan recounts the true Halloween horror - having to sit through every other sequel in this franchise. Listen in and get back up to speed just in time for Halloween Kills!

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Bonjour! Grab a baguette or a fresh slice, we're taking a look at The French Connection in a back-to-back Hack(man) attack. We also connect the dots between this, The Exorcist, Blade Runner, and (of course) the Ferris Bueller TV Show. 

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Come along as we hop into The Birdcage. We've got beautiful images, fantastic performances, terrible politicians, and deeply unsatisfying narrative payoffs. And, as always, Jeb!

How 'bout those dolphins, huh?

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Finally, a film that asks the question on the tip of our tongues: "how rad would a skateboarding vampire be?" and answers with an emphatic "Very. Obviously."

Tune in as we chat about vampires, love stories, and Elijah Wood while ogling at the beauty of black and white cinematography.

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It's time for Predator; big arms, big guns, big sweaty men... it's all here. Join us as we redesign Splash Mountain, compare alien-fighting squads, and reminisce about Kevin McAllister. Also, Dan declares "you cannot fathom how jacked I am."

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Today we're diving into Whiplash, aka Two Dudes Bein' Terrible, aka Dumb Jerks the Worst: The Movie.

D'ya like jazz?

CW: discussions of self harm, suicide, physical and emotional abuse, and slurs.

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Happy birthday America, it's time to slam some raw eggs, punch meat, and triumphantly climb some big, big stairs. Join us as we celebrate by watching Rocky, the story of a big himbo who likes turtles and do a damn decent punch.

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Pack your bags and put your samba shoes on, we're goin to Brazil! Today we take a look at Terry Gilliam's not-so-distant dystopia and all the lovely bureaucracy it comes with. 

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