What Is A Movie?

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks; the Summer of Kevin's Lost Childhood continues with the Great American Pastime - romanticizing baseball. Tune in for a few thoughts about The Sandlot and lots of thoughts about everything wrong about modern baseball.

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It's summertime: time to speedrun Kevin's missing childhood! First up, A Goofy Movie. Cheese whiz, possums, and Sasquatch; oh my. Now we're really seein' it eye to eye.

CW: discussion of a parent-child abusive relationship

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It's judgement day again - this time it's in Bruges! Join us for ruminations on crime, catholic guilt, and our new segment Reihle Talk where we discuss the life and career of Richard Riehle (for some reason).

CW: Discussions of suicide, murder (of adults and children), racism, fatphobia, & ableism (particularly around dwarfism).

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We're back and we're goin to new york, baby! Join us for drugs, guns, little natalie portman, and tips for good parenting (also a brief foray into Beast Wars v. Transformers) as we check out Léon the Professional.

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It's time for a delightfully delicious double feature of both Paddington movies. Grab a marmalade sandwich and let's chat about two perfect movies!

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Surf's up! Grab your board, badge, and government-issued homoerotic tension and meet us at the beach for Point Break. Vaya con dios, brah.

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Hide your prized horses, it's time for The Godfather! Something something offer you can't refuse.

Hot take - this is a pretty good movie, eh? 

CW: discussions of domestic abuse, graphic violence, & animal cruelty

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A wise man once said, "I am vengeance." That man went on to fight crime dressed like a bat and dang, we just can't stop making movies about that cool dude, huh. This episode is about your favorite one of those films (at least in part).

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Although we've come
To the end of the road
Still I can't let go
It's unnatural...

There have never been truer words sung about Nicolas Cage. Or perhaps there have, but we're not here for that. We're here for one reason only: to determine the Champion of the Cage Match. Who will hold the Cage Crown?

The Main Event:
Wild At Heart v. The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Hosted by Kevin & Dan, Erin, Jon (from Damn That Television!), and Carly (from Story Chat Radio).

CW: discussions of sexual assault, rape, and gun violence.

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Things are heating up: it's semifinals time. We've got hot deliberation, magic daddy(tm), and (for some reason) an investigation into what Rocky Balboa: Vampire would look like.

Today's match-ups:
Wild At Heart v. Peggy Sue Got Married
&
Vampire's Kiss v. Sorcerer's Apprentice. 

Hosted by Kevin & Dan, Erin, Jon (from Damn That Television!), and Carly (from Story Chat Radio).

CW: discussions of bad depictions of mental health, AIDS, sexism, gendered workplace violence, racism, police violence.

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