What Is A Movie?

It's time to take a trip to Skull Island, friends. Join us for a super-sized, action-packed, tangent-filled episode befitting that big ol' king of the apes. We muse on Jurassic Park, high/low brow art, shooting your shot, and the importance of coronas & family.

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BREAKING NEWS: we've gone and hopped in the news van to check out Nightcrawler (2014). We discuss creeps, nepotism, bizarre music, & more! 

cw: discussions of sexual abuse, gaslighting, white supremacy 

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The ghost of April Fools is still lingering so we're back with an All-Time Classic Pillar of Cinema: Troll 2. Grab your green food coloring and get in the van; we're takin a trip to Nilbog today.

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Cage Match rides into its annual finale as we crown our fourth champion - who will it be: Leaving Las Vegas or 8mm? Only time will tell...

But first, the winner of the losers!

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It's time for the semi-finals! Join us as we narrow our bracket down even further and declare our Daddy and Au2eur division champions. Our grueling competition is riding ever closer to its grand finale.

Joining Dan and Kevin and returning CageConnoiseurs: Erin, Jon, and Gerry.

Today's match-ups:

8mm v. Bringing Out the Dead
and
Pig v. Leaving Las Vegas

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Cage Match rides on as we continue the initial round of match-ups. It's round one of the Au2uer Division!

Joining Dan and Kevin are returning CageConnoiseurs: Erin, Jon, and Gerry.

Today's match-ups:

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans v. 8mm
and
Bringing Out the Dead v. Snake Eyes

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March madness is here, and so is our Nicolas Cage tournament bracket. This year it's Auteur2 v. Daddy in a winner-takes-all battle for the Cage Crown. 

Joining Dan and Kevin are returning CageConnoiseurs: Erin, Jon, and Gerry.

Today's episode: Round 1 of the Daddy Division:

Pig v. Outcast
and
Leaving Las Vegas v. Kick Ass

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We've got a fistful of dollars and a whole lot of facts about american family restaurant chains. How are these connected? Are they connected at all? You'll be shocked to find out.

CW: racism/brownface, american exceptionalism, right wing politics/nationalism, gun violence, brief allusions to sexual assault

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The corporate-funded American police state is a true nightmare. Anyways: here's Robocop!

CW: discussions of police brutality, gun violence, sexual assault, rape, american exceptionalism

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Dang, you aint never gonna see more birds than in this one, lemme tell you what.

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