What Is A Movie?

Can you remember the tallest man you’ve ever seen?
Do you love to go a-wanderin’ beneath the clear blue sky?
Does Rashomon also remind you of Jonathan Frakes' fact-or-fiction questions?

Join us as we check out the reigning champ of conflicting narratives and discuss the meaning of life, morality, justice, and all that good stuff.

CW: discussions around rape, sexual assault, gendered violence

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(John Wick voice) Yeah, I'm thinking we're back - so let's watch a seasonally appropriate b-movie slasher! Join in as we feast on our thanksgiving dinner: Blood Rage. I'll tell ya one thing: it's not cranberry sauce.

Content warnings: discussions of institutionalization, wrongful imprisonment, alcohol abuse, suicide.

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Good news: the strikes are over! 
Neutral news: we're back!
Bad news: not soon enough for us to prepare a "normal" episode! 

We're once again digging into the bins of yesteryear to see what gems we can unearth and reminisce about. This time we're looking at 2007 and, for the heck of it, we've structured it as a draft. 

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Still on our 'screw you amptp' grind so we're talking about games and music from the great year of two thousand and three (and also tabletop roleplaying game philosophies because why not)!

Tune in for classic RPGs, edgy nu metal & the legacy of the legacy of kain. 

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Hey y'all hear about this WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike? Why is it so hard to just compensate people fairly for their labor? We'll never know (which is partly why we'll never be billionaires. Ethics! Wild stuff.).

In place of our usual programming, were going to turn our eyes to ~other media~; a list of what we cover is below.

Consider donating to the Entertainment Community Fund to help support workers affected by the work stoppage. 

• Baldur's Gate 3
• Elden Ring (ergo Dark Souls, Bloodborne, et al.)
• Tears of the Kingdom
• Yakuza series
• Armored Core 6
• Starfield
• Kentucky Route Zero
• Disco Elysium
• Circe (Madeline Miller)
• A Psalm for the Wild-Built (Becky Chambers)
• Garth Marenghi's TerrorTome (Garth Marenghi)
• Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast: The Book (Aukerman, et al.)
• The music of Kevin's teen years (aka Linkin Park & Metallica)

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We're back from our little summer hiatus and we're ready to Scream. Let's chat horror trends, deconstructionism, meta narratives, and messy opinions about messy media.

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We're celebrating the 4th of July the only way we know how - schlocky slasher movies. Get your Scream Queen Pageant Crown on and hop on in!

CW: suicidal ideation

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Get on the bus, we gotta go fast - it's time for Speed! We buckle up and scoot along with our good bud Keanu to talk about dumb action, trends in pop cinema, and whether you can still make a movie "like this" anymore. 

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Oh boy, it's Mummy time!

We dive into everyone's favorite bisexuality-fueled film and discuss CG, expensive hijinks, character tropes, colonialism, and more!

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Ayup, we gots The Lobster here. Grab a pot, some rubber bands, and dig in!

CW: discussions of suicide, animal abuse/death, torture, abusive relationships, sexual coercion

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