What it Is! With Miles Kenny

Join Miles and Kenny on a super mega awesome telephone conversation episode. Kenny has some cookie problems and Miles has an officially major super awesome life announcement. Kenny has a dream about Miles threatening the police with cardboard and finds out there’s more truth to it than expected. We get into some Weird News, discuss President Elect Donald Trump, trying to be healthy and creating a work-life balance. We wrap up with more Weird News and Unsent Texts.

A hidden love story buried beneath a conversation about poop and porn. Miles talks about a girl he likes and questions changing the course of his future to be with her, all the while discussing how damaging public opinions, political correctness and porn can be, and also talking about how great The Cosby Show was.

This week Miles and Kenny dive into digital audio ecstasy! Hear about Miles’ new profession as an underwater pornographer! The boys discuss their mutual love of mint chocolate chip ice cream, Miles’ unexpected and controversial role in a student film, taking women’s panties, a ‘Hung’ update, and Music by Jidenna and Kid ’n Play. Hear about punks, wizards, Rodeo Rob, and a Thanksgiving Special on this week’s old Voice Memos. There’s an elderly woman arrested, twisted Instagram profile, and an alleged Canadian rapist named ‘Porkchop’ on this week’s Weird News. Another guest Unsent Text interpretation, as well as new Unsent Texts! How could you ask for more?!?!?!

A very special intimate phone episode where Miles Kenny open up to each other about their feelings of vulnerability and inadequacy. A more serious episode in content, but peppered with laughs throughout.

Note: We apologize for the short episode this week. Our original recording was damaged significantly and we tried our best to salvage what we could. In the end this is all we could salvage. We're working on solving the problem and hope to have it fixed for future episodes.

The blonde boys blast through a blitzkrieg of what can only be described as blue collar b-sides of the voice memos that Kenny used to send to Miles. Miles reads some weird news about a sexsomniac while Kenny gets giddy about the Blade Runner sequel.

Note: We apologize for the short episode this week. Our original recording was damaged significantly and we tried our best to salvage what we could. In the end this is all we could salvage.

Join Miles and Kenny on a journey to a fantastical fantasy land where private tinder messages are read aloud for their comedic value and bathroom remodels revert us to a sense of childlike wonderment when we cannot find the correct tools for our dad. A land where train heists are plotted and ovens become weapons. Beware the maxi pad fashions and hostile Uber drivers in this land, and beware the knife swallowers and heart eating children. If you can escape the crickets loose on the subway you might find yourself on a vacation to Mars. Immerse yourself in 80’s hair metal and decode the unsent text messages for a vestige of hope that you may return to the reality from whence you came.

Kenny catches up with Miles this episode and asks what he's been up to. Turns out, he's been up to a lot! Miles talks about how he applied to grad school, met a girl, and had sex! The boys go back in time ten years ago and talk about the last girlfriend Miles had, a knife fight they witnessed, and having sex with a scarecrow. Join us for a very Miles-ful episode and find out how many pumps constitutes sex!

Kenny talks about horror movies he's excited about, new women's boat shoes he's strutting around in and that he's going broke from all the cat dishes he has to buy. Miles brings you weird news like poop walkers in the Olympic event "Race War", raging over too cheesy grilled cheese, magical waterwheels where sex pigs shoot laser guns, a feud his friend is in with Patton Oswalt, and yelling at cats while high on weed, and much more!

Miles and Kenny break down the fargin walls of podcasting this week with another phone episode! Learn about Ron and his constant desire to kill something, Kenny's multiple personalities at work, too many TV watching options, weird news, cosplay weirdness, Miles' movie idea being played out in real life, and an already deciphered unsent text!

Note: If you would like to hear the hilarious story of the "Pups McNutt" movie Miles wants to make, please listen to the beginning of episode #20: R-Rated Kids' Movie

This week, more privileged middle class white straight males don't ask for consent to enter your holes. In this case, your ear holes! Kenny talks about current topics like Pokémon GO and Stranger Things. Miles discusses strange things too, like weird and messed news, including: a baby who gives birth at 6 years old, out of touch Taco Bell executives, chicken coup brothels, heroin addicted children and violence over spilled queso and stolen beer and much more!