What it Is! With Miles Kenny

Miles Kenny do a normal everyday run of the mill episode.

Damn duders! Miles Kenny are back at it again for all their white and non-white fans! This week, Miles talks about a movie he's going to make called Taking Cinderella To Applebee's, how annoying it can be to hang out with entertainment snobs and whether or not all men are pedophiles. Kenny gets some stuff off his chest about Donald Trump, pedo priests and not understanding the success of videos that go viral. They cap off the episode by talking to Jørn from the Grocery Stair and reading Kenny's hilarious unsent text messages to Miles.

Ride the wave this week as we’re joined by Super Friend Cammo returning from the Navy! We’re also joined by Witch House Woody, Dr. Lauren, Dippin’ the Dog Dave, and Wife Julie! Hear all about Cammo’s 6 years of naval service including: interrogating Iranians while seasick, avoiding the potatoes, and what it means to “suck tuck and duck”! Hear how Miles and Kenny came to know Cammo through touring in Bison Bison, guzzling Razzmatazz, and nearly whipping their dicks out in Miles’ basement! Miles makes his music debut by singing a song about a short lived romance with a woman he met at CVS and Cammo talks about his obsession with fridge technology. There’s secret ribs, salad tossing, a mysterious man named Joe Dirt who throws his poop at the wall, a music festival named “Buttstock” and raucous overseas adventures in this essential episode.

A plentiful Kenny-full episode. Miles takes a back seat this episode since his life is so awesome lately he doesn't have anything to talk about! Kenny reveals a new What it Is! theme song, his love/hate for the new X-Files show, unsent texts to Miles, new favorite music he's discovered, more award show disdain and old voice memos he used to send to Miles.

Well folks, the bodacious bros are back in the saddle again to provide you with two more hours of What it Is gold! Hear the first guest-less episode of 2016 as the boys go back to basics and talk about the mysteries of a man ordering “2 cokes”, Kenny toppling down a mountain on skis, Miles’ adventures in LA; including: airport robberies, strip clubs, almost dying in multiple ways, and trying weed! There’s a surprise guest caller, Vodka Chuggin’ Vixen update, motivational videos, cooter punching for McRibs, and bear attacks in this week’s episode of the greatest show to grace the intertubes.

Continuing their second anniversary celebration, the beloved blonde "brothers" ask two people who have been there from the start to talk about their friendship, meet Miles's parents! Learn a little bit more about Miles Kenny by learning about John Danielle! Find out why Miles's parents are so cool...(it's because they're young physically and young at heart). Listen to the terrifying tale of "the mad plumber"! The outrageous tales from "party central," aka Nana's house! Teeth chattering ghost stories from the sandpit! Flatbed truck rides fraught with peril! A narrow escape from the release of an enormous penis! And so much more!

Before recording this extra special episode, Miles and Kenny asked themselves, “how should we celebrate two years of fine podcasting brilliance?!” The answer? Have their parents on the show to share unfettered wisdom and give a unique perspective on the friendship upon which this podcast is based! In the first of two anniversary episodes, meet Kenny’s parents, Ken Sr. and Teresa! Dive deeper into the history behind one half of your favorite podcast duo and discover more about the origin of Miles and Kenny’s friendship. Find out why Kenny almost wasn’t born, twice! How his brother, Ryan became an old Asian man, what happens when you chew on windowsills, ride under the hood of a car (we still don’t get it!), drive home backwards, and get pushed off the roof by your brother, Albert. Speaking of Albert, hear Ken Sr. reflect on life with the blue blur himself in the most introspective Albert update yet! There’s UFO stories, escaped monkeys from the zoo, and a vast graveyard filled with doll heads in this monumental episode of What it Is! With Miles Kenny.

HOLIDAY BONUS EPISODE! On behalf of everyone else we rear-ended this year by recording at a loud New Year's Eve party we promise you that if enough of you download this episode we'll put in a pool. Rather than a jelly of the month this week, Miles Kenny are giving you topics like dead dogs, naked screaming Asian ladies and drunk Christmas shopping! Your hosts whose hearts are bigger than their brains also talk about political correctness in Star Wars The Force Awakens, nunchucks in butts and white privilege. Episode 54 sounded good on paper, but, looses it's luster when you listen to how is affects real folks. I guess drunken hilarious content doesn't mean much if you have to hurt the people who listen to you regularly. It's true listeners who make the difference. True listeners like you. So however many episodes you got from us last year, add one drunk-free crisp audio episode more. Happy Holidays everyone!

Goodbye 2015, hello 2016! Come celebrate with Miles Kenny the only time you want to celebrate the passing of time, New Year's Eve! The boys take their show to Last of the Mohicans Soham Super Friend Jessica's New Year's Eve party. It is truly a rare glimpse into the unique bond these friends all share with one another. Hear Drew the Cop and Emilayy's special announcement, what Dr.Lauren wore that popped so many boners, a slew of drunken conversations and who likes to get peed on.

(NOTE: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this episode. We knew that recording a podcast at a New Year's Eve party was going to result in compromised sound. However, we think that the episode is successful in showing a slightly more candid and honest depiction of the way our friends interact. Hopefully after listening you will understand why we feel these friendships are interesting enough to put online.)

So this is Christmas, and what have they done, another year over, Kenny went to London, and so this is Christmas, Miles is Christmas Don, crappy gifts for a grandson, a wall full of dung. A very curry Christmas, and a happy new year, let's hope it's a good one, without any jeer.

To all you fellow observers of Jesus's birthday, Merry Christmas! This week, Kenny talks about his Thanksgiving vacation to London and receiving crappy gifts as a child on Christmas. Miles talks about a movie he starred in, and how pissed he is about how his family decided to celebrate Christmas this year and that people still make fun of him.