What it Is! With Miles Kenny

The boys talk about prison breaks and a childish Twitter feud between a Mexican drug lord and a presidential candidate. They talk about the recent photographs of Pluto that were captured and the evolution of human intellect. They talk about the Iran nuclear weapons deal. They talk about the new Scream TV show and how they find it it difficult to relate to the new MTV generation. They talk about the fact that scientists have found the oldest sperm which makes them wonder why homeless people don't just leave. They find out what it's like to be eaten by a shark and that sharks are in fact not the real dangers but rather vending machines should be feared. They discover the lost recently leaked Aqua Teen Hunger Force Boston bomb scare response episode.

Kenny talks about an eBay fiasco involving women's boat shoes for men and shopping for a car whilst drunk; Miles informs Kenny about a Taco Bell delivery service and ocean dangers. Kenny plays more songs and sketches from his old flip phone; including the saga of Pajama Man Don, who fights goblins, government submarines and an Indian who has seven things to say.

It's weekend update with your hosts, Miles Kenny. Here are this weeks top stories. A 32 year-old man attends a wedding in Webster, meets a girl, gets his signals crossed, loses the girl and ends up stranded in Auburn and is almost abducted by the Dead Spouses Club. A Milford couple visit their family in Maine became victims of a horrific boat accident and end up stranded on a lake with no water or food. In a wild turn of a events, later that night they are visited by aliens who molest them. In other news, the dirt children send out the call to destroy all the car bumpers in Central Massachusetts, Jurassic World makes everyone feel like a kid again and today is Father's Day, so leave dad alone, everyone. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Your hosts crawl through a river of shit with Dick Sweat in their ears to remind you that some words aren't meant to be caged, their letters are just too bright. Miles is told not to use the word "slut" in a comedy sketch and Kenny explains why you should. In the midst of political correctness, Miles Kenny sit and listen to old controversial flip phone voice memos with the sun on their shoulders and feel like free men. Get busy laughing or get busy dying, folks.

In this episode, your hosts take a trip down memory lane. Miles reads truly awkward journal entries he wrote when he was in high school and Kenny plays old and extremely hilarious songs and sketches that he used to send Miles from his old flip phone. Cringe while Miles awkwardly describes his first kiss and the first time he had sex. Laugh while Kenny sings songs about bad pork, what happens when you drink cranberry juice and a massacre on the Northeast Expressway. Enjoy as they tell stories from a really fun weekend they had at Drew The Cop and Emil-lay's house. Stew in disgust as the two discuss feminism infiltrating the media.

Miles and Kenny are joined by the most ‘specialist’ of special guest’s! Dr. Lauren, Dippin’ the Dog Dave, and Kenny's wife Julie! The five-some discuss Lauren’s extensive medical experience as they skirt around those tricky HIPAA laws! Miles and Kenny find out that doctors are actually poor and do nothing, working in a hospital is not at all like they show you on TV, there’s a difference between COWS and WOWS, and women poop during birth! Miles and Kenny somehow get Lauren to discuss poop, prolapse, and fisting; we learn all about ‘anal tone’, and Miles is schooled on the intricacies of the cervix. We then switch topics to the origin of Lauren and Dave’s relationship, including: Dave’s magic hands, masturbation on the first date, and when it’s okay to cry in front of your wife. Lastly we learn that Dave was born erect and pooping! Listen and laugh along with Miles, Kenny, and the ‘specialist’ of specialists!

Doctor Lauren provides tips to those looking to experiment with prolapse.

After some incredibly embarrassing and unfortunate events at their jobs your hosts grab some mics and do the only job that really matters, podcasting! Miles talks about a very degrading experience he had at work where he got in trouble by his boss for smiling and laughing. Kenny plays and rips apart the professional marketing video he starred in for the college he attends. Miles tries to figure out how to win over a girl who attends parties in penthouses that overlook the city, where people jump into ball pits and ride around on hoverboards. Kenny talks about his adventure in Worcester where he encountered voodoo dolls, women in dumpsters, sharks and magic farts! To end the episode the podcasting pals partake at a prolapse party with their pal Puke Guts.

Listen as Miles goes on a Hawaiian adventure by himself to Maui where he swam in a shark infested underwater cave, went cliff diving, compared penises on a nude beach, snorkeled with sea turtles and managed to piss off a Canadian! Laugh as Miles talks about how a stale bag of Cheerios saved his life and how he had to fight a nun chuck wielding child after trying to snap a picture of a nude sun bather. Learn what name Miles gave his penis and what a-list celebrity sold him a camera! Miles then shares touching, funny and very blunt thoughts he had while adventuring alone in paradise.

Miles Kenny inhabit two worlds, the real world where they’re at the mercy of circumstance and the podcast world, a safe place. Where they can escape! Miles Kenny shift between these worlds to strengthen their will. Here, Miles lives in a hobbit hole, in the city. The only one who really cares for him is Kenny, a grad school student studying social work. But in the podcast world, the other world, they rule the digital realm. And are the protectors of each other. There they care for each other. But they always end up back in the real world. Go back through the annals of history to hear untold tales that both united and destroyed them. Miles Kenny celebrate the 10th anniversary of their favorite movie, The Maxx! Miles also celebrates the 20th anniversary of when he began writing and the 10th anniversary of his blog by reading hilarious journal entires that he wrote when he was thirteen! Kenny shares some old and very emo journal entires and some old and new music he wrote. Find out what "Hawaiian Dunahan" is, how “Bad Cops” spend their day, what secret messages were hidden on Melanie Griffith’s website and how to cure the "missing guys sickness."