Darkness falls across podcast land. Halloween hour is close at hand. Nightcrawlers crawl in search of blood. To terrorize this Hopedale neighborhood. And if Lion-O shall be found without the soul for getting down, she must stand and face the sounds of Michael Sembell-O, and rot inside an elderly couple corpse's shell. The foulest language is in the air, the funk from Frankenstein is groovin,' and grisled fools from every condo are closing in to write you home. And though you fight to stay awake your body starts to shiver for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the Halloween hitter.

Hey, Vern! Listen to these two podcasting pals as they describe what they've been up to lately. Miles goes clubbing with his whole family while Kenny attends an Octoberfest and drinks the day away. Miles Kenny give us an update on the "vegan ham incident" which turns into a funny philosophical discussion about what it means to be offended. The two discover that gender got really confusing in the past few years, that there's nothing special about the new iPhone and who their number one fan is. Miles attends a comedy class to learn to be more funny only to end up playing "Duck, duck, goose" for some reason and dances with a girl who was on the bigger side...

…know what I mean?

Miles finds the first girl he ever had a crush on 24 years later. Kenny learns that he still has love for the X-Files, despite a long hiatus of not watching, while Miles disappoints Kenny as usual with his lack of interest for everything Kenny loves. Together, the two flesh out a script for an adult themed kids movie they plan to make as well as talk about and completely spoil Kevin Smith's new movie, Tusk.

The two discuss the news regarding the leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence; listen as Kenny gushes over her while Miles throws down shade. Miles Kenny get schooled about rabies from their special guest, Dr.Lauren, and they go on a date to a Blockbuster video store where Miles teaches Kenny about Netflix and proceed to wax intellectual about horror movies. Miles questions why people vocalize their opinions on his life choices and Kenny questions why he's still friends with Miles despite hating everything he loves.

Miles shares some big news while Kenny educates Miles on what's happening in the news. The two talk about recent life changing events in Miles's life and they talk about the recent racially charged events dealing with Anthony Cumia and Michael Brown's death.

You are cordially invited to listen to the wedding of Kenny and Julie. Miles Kenny with special guest Julie, Kenny's now wife, regale the audience with tales and other funny anecdotes from and leading up to Kenny Julie's wedding.

The boundless blonde best buds present a variety of topics that will run the gamut of your emotions. Miles struggles and overcomes an emotional situation with a girl while Kenny disenchants a wildly unfunny man and weeps over a lack of pizza in his life. While Miles confronts Kenny about the growing onslaught of jokes at his expense from Kenny and his friends the podcast is interrupted by a very tragic event; they pause the podcast to help a nearby dog that sounded in distress only to unfortunately watch as it was tragically hit by a car. A somber episode for sure, but they leave you laughing the whole way through.

Super friend, Dave, explains how to enter any body of water with minimal shock to the system.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Juvenility...the dynamic duo are joined by a cadre of their super friends. Special guests Anthony Woody talk about how they met Miles Kenny, and the funny memories they've all shared. Accompanied by a live audience, laugh as Anthony dominates the recording and cringe as Woody's microphone ruins it. (NOTE: No, seriously though, something went wrong with Woody's mic during this recording so there's a lot of loud rubbing noises found throughout. Sorry about that.)

Miles goes on a job Interview dressed as Adolf Hitler while Kenny juggles 2 girlfriends at the same time. Miles mistakes Magic Johnson for Kareem Abdul Jabar and also Rob Base DJ E-Z Rock for Def Leopard. The two tell the hilarious story of "The Lion Girl." Miles goes to a technology forum and tells people the meaning of life.