What it Is! With Miles Kenny

In part 2 of Miles's solo trip to Australia he goes to Melbourne to swim with dolphins and seals, and meet the big titted monster. As fate would have it he ends up picking strawberries at a holocaust museum. Miles hangs out with koalas, kangaroos and bull ants in the wild, and discusses the weirdness of pooping whilst flying in a plane.

Listen as Miles goes on an Australian adventure by himself where he met Kareem Abdul Jabar, scuba dove in a kiddie pool, swam with the buttholes of the sea and had a perilous encounter with a giant bird eating spider. Laugh as Miles goes to the opposite side of the world to escape ridicule from his friends and family only to get ridiculed there as well. Miles forgets how to take a piss, chows down on kangaroo and almost gets stabbed in the neck with a pencil.

The two discuss the theme and implications of the movie Don Jon. They also watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer and recount memorable movie going experiences. The dynamic duo break and enforce the law when Kenny gets pulled over twice in the same night, while Miles stops a public pisser.

The blonde duo celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking moonshine and recounting tales of drunken debauchery. Miles talks about the first time he drank and shared a beer with his uncle, while Kenny talks about the first time he drank and puked in a tent. Kenny kicks a hole through Miles's ceiling and the boys talk about the intricacies of making road sodas, puking at pedestrians and a couch with AIDS.

The duo watch porn videos they loved from their past and critique. They find out who is to blame when Michael Myers is growing weed in your house. Miles talks about the solo Australian trip he's taking where he's going to ride a kangaroo over to the big titted monster. Kenny's in-law's break into his house and bring him a hive of bee's and Miles explains the Jaws tetralogy to Kenny. Miles's "goldfish" memory ruins his Hawaiian vacation and Kenny tries to convince us that he never kissed that guy that time.

The duo get serious and ask the hard hitting questions like why the news never reports good news, when do you stop pursuing a girl and what is the velocity of ejaculation? Miles Kenny talk at length about weed in a vaudevillian accent and they find out that this podcast does not get you laid.

Remember the time Miles almost got raped?! No? Well, you will after this unforgettable episode, in which Miles and Kenny recount the tale of "the moist one." The boys discuss Miles's failing memory and the resulting confrontations. Miles discusses feeling like a bitch in his current relationship. Is "just the tip" sex? And wtf is hate speech?

Wrapping up the epic 5 part tale, we begin with Miles Kenny starting their adult years by dating two teenage girls and falling in love. Listen as Miles Kenny relive those fateful days when they had to pick up the shattered pieces of their hearts after two very destructive break-ups with said teenagers. Kenny finds love and eventual matrimony in the arms of the love of his life as Miles's life slowly goes down the proverbial toilet. Relive with Miles Kenny during their most tumultuous time as friends. This episode delivers a spectrum of emotions the two felt during this time; some of it sad, some of it anger, but it all has a happy ending. In the fifth and final chapter of Miles Kenny's origin story, the duo tell you why the podcast is called "What it is!", why they're podcasting to begin with, and why it's important to them both.

Miles Kenny talk about the pinnacle of their friendship, the college years. They recount hanging out every single day, having sex with girls and waxing intellectual about their ideas on life. There are tales of break-ins, sexual fetishes and three-way's the two almost ended up in. Kenny blows a kiss that ends up in a car accident and Miles just plain gets blown. The duo reminisce about dancing in clubs, single handedly bankrupting a coffee shop and running people over in a sandbox.

Mourn with Miles Kenny as they recount the time they stopped being friends during their high school years and then quickly rejoice when they rekindle that friendship years later. Miles Kenny extrapolate on those awkward high school experiences when they weren't hanging out. Kenny talks about his musical projects, sex, his high school pals and getting people beat up. While Miles laments on his high school memories and the only friend he had during this time, the one who was aptly named, "Lunchbox." Listen, as Miles transforms from an imaginary friend of Kenny's to a real-live-person. Be there when their friendship is forever bonded with the infamous and important beach defecation story.