What it Is! With Miles Kenny

Super friend, Woody, joins the podcast and turns it into a veritable aural orgy by finally making this podcast funny! The threesome go from "Gap to goth" when Kenny plays us some "new" music he's recently discovered, Witch house! Miles regales you with a story of wrangling a "wild and wacky" Woody during a night of drunken debauchery. Miles proceeds to share... Nope! The boys get side tracked and talk about the time Kenny was left alone at a club to "dance2dagrave." Miles and Woody then tell two very hilarious and creepy stories of truly awful failed dates. Miles tells us of the time he found romance with a girl who chugged vodka in his car only to end up in the ER. Woody recalls a date with a witch who breaks glass all over her floor so he can't escape! The boys talk a lot about social media etiquette and find out that you can use LinkedIn to get your toes sucked. Miles asks if anybody else feels like they try to be the cool kid at work like he does, while everyone else is serious.

(Note: Miles came down with a very bad cold right before we recorded. We apologize for the constant sniffling, coughing and nose blowing.)

This week, your hosts give you the best aural pleasure you’ve ever had. Kenny Whizzes us through a horrible/hilarious nightmare he had and plays some new music he’s discovered. Miles receives a scathing review from one of his sketch writing peers regarding his most offensive comedy sketch. Miles, of course, reads the email aloud on the podcast and scathes the scather. The two get real for a little bit, so Miles can have a heart to heart with his best friend. Miles talks about his fear of the future and the increasing burden and sorrow he feels over his perpetual loneliness that he cannot seem to remedy. Miles attends a wedding in Florida with a girl he likes and comes back with hilarious stories of old man fights, food poisoning and gum offering Guidos. The two reminisce about 2002, specifically when they were serenaded by their favorite musician Jonah Matranga. A wonderful memory that helped solidify their friendship as well as Miles’s relationship with the super friends.

Remember the time Miles got raped by a girl?! No? Well, you will after this unforgettable episode, in which Miles recounts the tale of the "Russian Rapist." A tragic rape story filled with laughs from stories involving carbon monoxide, timed cuddling, gay orgy fights and cocaine covered kisses. The boys read and role-play some sketch comedy Miles wrote for his second sketch writing class to determine if Miles has become any funnier. After the reading and the raping, Kenny helps Miles to win over a girl he's in love with.

Celebrate the "What it Is!" 1-year anniversary! The dirty duo get squeaky clean this episode, drop the cussing and learn that behind all great men there are grand parents. Meet Miles Kenny's grandparents, Gene Dottie! Without whom, Miles Kenny never would have met. Miles Kenny interview their grandparents and learn all about their lives before they met, how they came to meet and what their lives are like now. Truly the most significant episode of "What it Is!" yet!

Kenny and his wife Julie finally take their honeymoon proper, and they come back and tell you and Miles all about it! Laugh along as Kenny Julie fend off swingers, mayonnaise covered flies, big titted women and a taxi driver who tries to bring them to group sex with cats. Kick back and listen to the soothing sounds of Caribbean music while Miles Kenny do truly awful Jamaican impersonations and try and figure why the sun sets so fast in Antigua.

Kenny finds out that his car is a death trap while Miles updates us with a funny story on a girl he fingered once. They both rediscover an awful video game from their youth that helped shape their friendship, which makes Miles ask Kenny if he thinks they've become old curmudgeons because they only play retro video games. Miles Kenny then shame and berate fat people, at length, for trying to convince us that it's okay to be fat.

And they wonder why no one "Likes" their podcast...

During this festive time Miles Kenny asked their friends Drew the Cop Dippin' The Dog Dave to come on the podcast to talk about some of their favorite Christmas memories of their youth and to talk about New Years Eve stories they've all shared together. Accompanied by a live audience consisting of the wives of all the males (excepting Miles), laugh along as they talk about: "No-Pants New Years," drinking Seagrams Whiskey mixed with Ken's Italian Dressing, ghost riding and teen wolfing a whip while running over their friend in the process, trannies on roller skates, breaking floors while dancing to their favorite song and getting in trouble by the police for singing Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy.

Miles Kenny switch from white meat to dark meat this Thanksgiving and don't go back! Kenny talks about how much he hates Thanksgiving and Black Friday. Miles promotes his friends' cider project by drinking it to excess. The two try to talk about the recent Grand Jury decision in the Michael Brown shooting only to find out that Miles is still an uninformed asshole, so the subject is immediately changed to a topic Miles only has a modicum of information on, Bill Cosby's rape allegations.

Miles talks about the greatest thing that's ever happened to him, having an inappropriate steamy love affair with his insanely hott Barbie doll boss. Miles Kenny talk about wanting to 'hate fuck' a hott horrible boss from a kids furniture store where they used to work together. Kenny asks the question "why can't you fuck any girl you want?", which leads to Miles wondering if Kenny is talking about raping people. The two discuss sexual fetishes that disgust them and speculate what the people they know might be into sexually.

Miles Kenny role-play some sketch comedy Miles wrote for his improv class to determine if Miles has become any funnier. Miles asks Kenny if he thinks there is such a thing as fake fans. The discussion turns philosophical as the two try to determine if people are genuinely interested in the things they say they are, or if they're just trying to fit in. This leads to the two getting into a fight on air.