Wouldn't have been so cute if the release date of this podcast was on 2-2-22? F ALL THE WAY OFF with your good luck date. I had one good day last week and you'll have to listen to find out why and then listen to how it fell apart soon after including our infiltrated date night. Nail place, BAD, dat night, BAD, general luck and good fortune BADDDD.

This title perfectly sums up the last week of my life and the show Brett is forcing me to watch. I talk yet again about the Tweet that clearly only confused me while everyone else was in on the joke. I have a great pitch for a local episode of "Undercover Boss", the cause of death is revealed for Bob Saget and we discuss that and I have an entirely too long conversation about water softening.

I got a strange phone call from someone from my past, we are definitely talking about that in this episode. How many times did I go to Jamba Juice this week? Do you even care? PMS strikes me hard this episode, hence the title. Lots of Kim K and Kanye talk, the Bachelor OF COURSE plus I'm eating my words from last weeks episode. Should I apologize after I went in on an undeserving soul?

This episode is long and covers a LOT of ground. I start the week with a long rant about body image before ordering a Jamba Juice at 8am because I have no self control .There is a pretty common theme in this episode which is Jamba Juice. I introduce my first every "Modern Day Missed Connections" so if you've been waiting for me to text you back, you're going to want to listen to that. We get into an elaborate dream I had about a girl from high school, the event I'm working on for my listeners, celebrity gossip, Bachelor talk and the tweet that last minute changed the title of this episode.

I honestly couldn't tell you what I talked about this week so it will be a surprise for all of us. ENJOY.

I finally got my tattoo covered, with an even bigger tattoo and Brett went to prison in skinny jeans. Inquire within.

The one where Bob Saget dies.

We are back and better than ever. A break really did a body good and although I missed a couple days this week, I promise I don't disappoint on the others We talk a little more about my trip, obviously I have a lot to say about the new season of the Bachelor and that trash bag Tristan Thompson .

My type A personality couldn't let me have two weeks with no podcast so here's a chaotic recap of our trip to England! Please excuse the jet lagged thoughts and sentences.

The one before Christmas. We made a very impulse decision right before we left for vacation and it basically consumes this entire episode, ENJOY!