Not me telling you the details of our wild Saturday night that resulted in chaos.

Not me telling you how much I spent on some Love Island memorabilia.

Not me going off on a tangent, okay maybe a few.

Not me telling you about another bomb restaurant in sac.

Not me telling you about this place in LA that my friend told me about that I MUST go to.

Enjoy episode 64- "Not Me"

I have some big news, and I tell you literally immediately in this episode. Then I just ramble for the additional 40 minutes, you're welcome.

Of course I hit you with the new Sacramento spot you need to try, tell you all about my Bar Bliss tasting from last week and discuss the worst finale in Bachelorette history. THANKS A LOT, KATIE.

My life (and episodes) have been so rushed lately. I'm back this week with a more relaxed approached and an hour long episode!

The conclusion to Brett's birthday week, the reality tv I'm loving and hating, some big news I have to share plus a recap of that insane episode of The Bachelorette. I also ask for a lot of advice and suggestions and google the invention of a product you probably haven't thought about in years. It's episode 62 SO GET FUCKING READY.

On this week's edition of never a dull moment...

It was Brett's birthday party this weekend, we are still recovering so bare with me through this episode aka these hard, hard times.

That's all I have for you as far as a synopsis goes kthanksbye.

How in the hell did Brett and I end up on the front page of the paper? Great question, I will answer it in episode 60 perfectly titled to match the #mood.

Also you might find this hard to believe, but my podcast is number 1 in the comedy category. Please email my people for sponsorships because this plane is taking OFF. We ate a lot this weekend and have more restaurant suggestions, get those in this episode and a detailed bachelorette recap since I missed last week.

An update to last weeks episode. Did we run into the runt from last week? I guess you're about to find out.

Also I got a new job that you'll hear about in this weeks episode and I run down the eventful weekend that was oddly action packed which is great for content. The restaurant you need to try, the new drink you need to try and what I accidentally stole from two people I'll probably never see again.

This episode is SO cringe because of something that happened over the 4th of July weekend. Actually, multiple things that happened over the 4th of July weekend. No, the title isn't a reference to the Bachelorette (which I do obviously talk about in this episode) it's a reference to the weekend.

I'm telling you, this is one for the books so ENJOY and happy 2nd hand embarrassment.

What's a girl gotta do to get a Fun & Flouncy out at the bars on the weekend? HUH? We talk about the latest Bachelorette episode, my weekend downtown, Benny's new dog park habits and what the vet had to say about me putting Monistat in his ears. WHOOPS. The expensive lotion DUPE you NEED in your life & more!!

Into the thicc of it > into the thick of it. This episode is a mixed bag of what's been happening in the past week along with dehydration and some bachelorette talk. Our failed adventure with Benny that cost us the entire day on Saturday and our favorite new spot in Downtown Sac to get dinner & drinks.

I didn't know where this was going to go, but we ended up here. Reviewing a CD you probably completely forgot about, of course talking about my toe, the amazing massage I got on Saturday in downtown Sac and talking about entertainment news not limited to the Bachelor franchise and what a shit storm that is at the moment. ENJOY!