Bet your bottom dollar there'll be sun. Toe updates, bet you don't hear that often. People at the dog park are mean to me. I discuss my strange relationship quirk and recap the premiere of The Bachelorette.

This episode was ALMOST called "The One Where They Went To Vegas" but last minute, this seemed more appropriate.

I recap our Vegas trip, how we almost had a pet bird, the Friends Reunion, the "This Is Us" finale and more!

It's the anniversary episode and I get drunkkkkkkkkk and ready to partttttyyyyyy while I record. By party I mean I just get drunk and then prepare to watch the "This Is Us" finale after.

It's been a year so I recap the past, present, future and I sing....a lot this episode so brace yourself.

How have I made it almost a year of this podcast without an episode titled "Rage"?

Weird. I get in to WHY it's called "Rage", what's happening with Justin Hartley, why we can't take Benny everywhere, Brett's theory for the ending of "This Is Us". Plus I try to control my fast talking in this all new, slower episode. I hope.

Why on earth is episode 50 titled "Constitution"? Great question, you'll have to listen to find out.

It's another episode where you'll check your settings to see if I'm sped up but NOPE- that's just how fast I'm talking. You'll also find out the cause of that. Updates on my muted coworkers, my swollen limbs, what attacked me in the Costco parking lot. This episode is A LOT.

I recap my birthday weekend and a story unfolds as I'm recording this podcast that made me realize I'm the ACTUAL worst. Hence the title. Find out why- in episode 49.

This is me trying to have a work/life/podcast balance. Enjoy an early bird episode as half of it was recorded before 7am, as you can hear from my morning voice.

I tell you all about Benny's first day out, introduce you to my work environment, discuss the new food I'm obsessed with, talk about how much I hate Tristian Thompson & MORE! Don't worry, my byte is only in for the last 20 min of this episode so it's 80% LISP FREE.

Things sound a little different in this episode. I finally get to share my feelings on the news about Colton Underwood, tell you about how Byte is going (hint: it's in the title). I talk about my new job, what movie from the 90's had my sister text group stumped, talk about the viral Californian accent & MORE!

This is a good one, don't miss it.

This episode is RANDOM- but we play a drinking game so that's fun.

This is the story ....of a girl...who cried a river and drowned the whole world. Or it's the story of how we can't DIY anything. Exhibit A: our backyard concrete. The story of how we got ourselves into THAT mess plus my new fav snack alert, a mattress update, good boy Benny update and entertainment news! Welcome, glad you're here.