What Would Denise Do?

What Would Denise Do?

By David Allison and Dom VinceComedyComedy Interviews
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What Would Denise Do? episodes

  • Sticky Vicky & The 'Team'

    Brace yourselves for a bonus episode of pure chaos! The boys are on top form, tackling memes and dodgy deliveries. What act they'd both do as as PM (spoiler: free KFC Fridays). There’s chat about sequels, grief, and the 12 “disciples” aka "the team" in Dom's head.

    Meanwhile, Dom tries to keep things on track, and Davina might just be a bit shit-faced. Packed with laughs, randomness, and Denise’s unfiltered brilliance, this episode is not one to miss. Tune in for the carnage!

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    14 min
  • Chakras & Shaggin'

    Buckle up, you cheeky lot—Denise, Dom, and David are back in full force with Episode 13 of What Would Denise Do? This week, it’s all about chaos, laughs, and the occasional existential crisis (don’t worry, Denise handles it).


    From office dalliances (is shagging in the workplace genius or just messy?) to awkward texts from your mum, nothing is off-limits. Denise shares her no-holds-barred advice on TikTok shopping (she’s got opinions, and yes, they involve dodgy bedsheets), Dom announces he’s changing his name (it’s Bennett now—get used to it), and Dom somehow turns a discussion about chakras into an accidental comedy sketch.


    They also debate who’d make the best Prime Minister (spoiler: probably none of them), reminisce about party antics, and ask, “What did you want to be when you grew up?” The result? Hilariously honest answers and Denise’s usual flair for oversharing.


    It’s a non-stop carnival of banter, bad language, and belly laughs. Don’t miss Denise giving the best life advice ever: “If it’s in your face, talk back to it—be polite!


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    45 min
  • Orange Rolls & Hair Extensions

    In this bonus episode, we dive headfirst into the true art of hotel check-ins—shoes off, trousers optional, and a mandatory “orange roll” under the bed to weed out any unwanted lurkers.

    The conversation takes a turn into absolute mayhem as we swap nightclub fails: hair extensions, headbutts, and one ring with its very own weave!

    Bonus bits include: A tribute to fortified wines of yore, a debate on the mysteries of hotel room towels, and what would Denise do if she got sloshed and bought a wedding dress.

    Perfect for anyone who loves a laugh, a tipple, and a story that takes you absolutely everywhere but where you thought it would go.

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    28 min
  • Rogue Olives & 'Frijonay'

    Welcome to another shambolic episode of What Would Denise Do? - where the chaos is real, and the laughter is totally involuntary. Dom and Davina kick things off with a case of the giggles, and forgetting their intros. There’s a thrilling discussion about time changes (does anyone actually know what daylight savings means?), and David shares the terrifying tale of discovering a rogue olive mid-yoga. From Tinder misfires to Halloween memories to Denise’s opinions on a proper 12-hour bender, this episode is a wild mix of hilarity and hangovers.


    Pour yourself a glass and prepare for the nonsense. Remember: “Stay safe, and don’t say f**k or bugger!


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    53 min
  • The Party Episode (Bonus)

    In this bonus episode, Dom and David are joined by their friend Mark for a boozy chat full of wild tangents, childhood memories, and chaotic impressions. They kick off with Dom’s strange fear of finding a mouse in a top hat on his pillow, followed by a chat about how they all met (spoiler: prosecco was involved). Alongside jokes about Michael Barrymore and a cheeky review of Wetherspoons, the three dive into queer awakenings, including celebrity crushes on everyone from Eminem to the Gladiators.


    There’s chat about DIY disasters, dating out of car boots, and David’s fancy fig-scented hand soap (which Mark can’t get enough of). Plus, they share their survival strategies if they ever found themselves in jail, involving smuggled tequila and creative hiding places. Grab a drink and get ready to laugh along with the gang! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and send in your wildest questions for Denise to tackle next week.

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    18 min
  • Davina's Birthday + MARK!

    Welcome to the latest episode of What Would Denise Do?

    This car crash party episode is all about David's (Davina's) birthday celebrations to begin with, and then it all goes downhill from there!

    Dom recounts many a tale and reminds us that "old men have fingers too" in a Darryl Hannah-esque Splash / Speaking in a pitch only dolphins and guide dogs can hear!

    We also get to have our first guest host, Mark!! Mark is a hilarious stand-up comic in his spare time, no less. And let's face it - anyone who tells asthmatics to " take a deep breath and get over it" is a keeper.

    Join us as we get royally hammered around one mic for 3 of us, copious amounts of booze and some 'non-crispy' nibbles.

    Tune in as it all goes wrong.

    FYI, we got to bed at 04:15, but that was nothing that bacon didn't fix the next/same morning.

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    40 min
  • Chrimbo Quandrums

    It’s another What Would Denise Do? bonus episode... The duo finally gets to the topics (about 47 minutes in), kicking off with their best DIY disasters—both naughty and nice—before diving into when it’s socially acceptable to unleash the Mariah Carey playlist.

    Next is the age-old question: which would survive longer in prison, and why? It’s a journey through bizarre hypotheticals, public indecency potential, and who’s most likely to shove something dubious in their suitcase. Expect rants, laughs, and tales of their mothers’ wild nights out.

    Pour yourself a drink, get comfy, and prepare for absolute chaos. Don’t forget to follow, rate us five stars, and submit your burning questions to us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise

    31 min
  • Garlic Socks & Floppy Taps

    Get ready for pure, unfiltered chaos with Denise, Dom, and David (aka ‘Davina’) in this week’s episode of What Would Denise Do? The gang is back, and they’re already half a bottle deep, which means the filter is fully off, and the tangents are aplenty. This episode has everything from tipsy rants about bleached hair tips and posh impressions to Dom's tragic plumbing drama and his not-so-romantic encounter with the British Gas man.


    Tune in for some good old Northern wisdom as David and the boys discuss everything from mysterious WhatsApp texts from strangers to random foot rubs with Vicks, a long-winded nightmare involving a droopy showerhead, and David’s fancy chat about manifestation and recurring spooky numbers.


    Pour yourself a drink and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe learn something strange about garlic socks. Don’t forget to follow, rate us five stars, and send in your scandalous questions for Denise’s no-nonsense advice next week.


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    39 min
  • Cheese Porn & Spilt Tea

    Welcome to another gloriously chaotic episode of the What Would Denise Do?! This week, Dom and David dive into a boozy blend of late-night McDonald’s runs and a heated debate on whether cold leftovers are edible.

    From hilarious hangover food antics to bizarre late-night street encounters, it’s a rollercoaster of laughter, random tangents, and questionable life choices. Plus, there’s a deep dive into their mutual love of cheese—because mozzarella balls aren’t just for pizza; they’re for playing with, too!

    And don’t forget—Dom’s nan is on the verge of spilling some family tea that might just end up on the front page of the Daily Mirror!

    Grab a drink, tuck into a snack (just maybe not dry pasta), and prepare for laughs, cheese talk, and another classic, chaotic episode.

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    22 min
  • Biologicians..... Wait, WTF?

    Welcome to another gloriously chaotic shitshow of What Would Denise Do?! Dom and David are already half-cut this week, and things spiral quicker than Dom’s liver after a bottomless brunch. Expect wild tangents from guinea pigs running oil rigs to Yorkshire Airlines handing out fish and chips at 30,000 feet (because who doesn’t love battered haddock on a plane?).


    Denise storms in, as fabulous as ever, to spill the tea. And let's not talk about why no one in their right mind should watch horror films alone unless they’re keen on sh*tting themselves.


    If you love random bollocks, this episode is for you—expect rants about TikTok, flumps, and David finally stepping outside like a bloody vampire seeing daylight for the first time in forevs'


    Grab a drink, dive into the madness, and don’t forget to follow us, rate five stars, and send in your juicy dilemmas!


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    41 min

About What Would Denise Do?

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What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the…