What Would Denise Do?

What Would Denise Do?

By David Allison and Dom VinceComedyComedy Interviews
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What Would Denise Do? episodes

  • Titanic 2 & Princess Puddin'

    Welcome to another bonus episode of What Would Denise Do?!

    In this episode, Dom and David dive into the madness of Titanic 2—yes, it’s really happening—and why neither of them would go near that ship, no matter how fancy the buffet might be. Denise weighs in with her usual brutal honesty, making it clear she’d rather watch paint dry than take a trip on the infamous liner’s sequel.


    The chat gets nostalgic with some wild Christmas gift memories, including a bubblegum CD and a mini Cadbury vending machine. Plus, Dom shares a cringe-worthy ex-encounter in Soho, and we round things off with some good old-fashioned food talk—giant Yorkshire puddings, anyone?


    Tune in for more ridiculous banter, and don’t forget to follow, rate us five stars, and share your weirdest Christmas present stories with us!


    Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

    23 min
  • Dinnerladies & Crap Presents

    Welcome to another hilariously chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do?!

    This time, Dom and David, aka Davina, are half a bottle deep, and the conversation goes in every direction—from guinea pigs fracking for oil (you read that right) to the wonders of Yorkshire Airlines and their in-flight fish and chips. Denise makes her grand appearance, dishing out sharp, unfiltered takes on everything from awkward ex-boyfriend stories to the absolute horror of receiving a foam disc gun as a Christmas present at 17 (seriously, what was 'Santa' thinking?).


    Expect tangents galore as the duo talk about their love for flumps and recount David's rare venture outside (yes, it’s a momentous occasion). There’s also chat about TikTok and Dom’s deep dive into a Yorkshire-accented Kylie Jenner spoof. And, of course, no episode would be complete without some juicy thoughts on disappointing Christmas gifts, and the art of navigating awkward moments like a pro.


    Pour yourself a drink and join the madness—don’t forget to follow, rate us five stars, and send in your burning questions for Denise to tackle next week!


    Instagram: @whatwoulddenise

    32 min
  • Shunned by the Swifties!

    Welcome to the FIRST bonus episode of What Would Denise Do? Season Two – The Revenge! 😂

    In this lively episode, we celebrate Dom’s new microphone (goodbye toilet acoustics!) and dive into his upcoming trip to Mykonos. Denise returns with her usual wild advice, from packing glitter to surviving the hangovers. We also reminisce about Dom’s beach club adventures—where tequila shots were handed out to everyone except his mate (ouch!)—and laugh about being shunned at a Taylor Swift concert for not loving her latest hits.


    It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s Denise at her best. Tune in for the madness, and don’t forget to follow our podcast and rate us five stars!


    Instagram: @whatwoulddenise

    17 min
  • WE'RE BACK! Season 2 Baby!

    Brace yourselves—Dom, David and Denise are back!

    Season 2 of “What Would Denise Do?” brings more hilarity, chaos, and totally unfiltered advice that no one asked for but everyone needs. Join Dom and David as they dive headfirst into random tangents, questionable life decisions, and Denise’s unapologetic pearls of wisdom (or lack thereof).

    This season kicks off with chats about everything from Gran Canaria getaways to dodging the gym, with a dash of celebrity scandals, true crime obsessions, and Denise’s notorious “demure” lifestyle (spoiler: it’s anything but). Expect more outrageous stories, less structure, and a whole lot of laughter.

    Whether you’re here for the banter, Denise’s off-the-wall advice, or just to figure out why you’re still listening, you’re in for a wild ride.

    Tune in, follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise, and share your own stories—we want to hear it all, no matter how demure or deranged!

    38 min
  • Season 1 Finale | BONUS EP

    Welcome to the sizzling Season One Finale Bonus Episode of “What Would Denise Do?”! Join hosts Dom and David as they navigate the hilariously unexpected and sometimes bizarre world of near-death experiences shared by our fabulous listeners. From constipation catastrophes to strange encounters on the streets of London, this episode is packed with laughter, surprises, and Denise’s cheeky advice.

    Discover the quirkiest creature comforts that get us through the day and dive into the juicy stories that didn’t make it into the main season. Whether you’re a long-time fan or just tuning in, this bonus episode is the perfect blend of humour, heart, and a touch of scandal. Grab a drink, relax, and let’s see what Denise would do!

    Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise, share your own outrageous stories, and stay tuned for more fabulous content in Season Two.

    Cheers to an amazing season and even more fun to come!

    Dom & David ❤️

    24 min
  • Season 1 FINALE
    Hello and welcome to the “What Would Denise Do season finale?”! This episode is packed with laughs, chaos, and all the usual shenanigans from Dom and David.
    We’re wrapping up the season with some hilarious mishaps, like Dom’s snorting incident and reminiscing about old school antics like “fingers on lips” and “thumbs down.” We dive into our classic banter about everything from Dom’s massive glass of gin and tonic to the joy of Aldi bargains.
    We reflect on the highlights of the season, including our favourite hangover cures, the weirdest things we’ve seen in London, and debates over the best decade for pop music. Plus, we discuss some outrageous moments from our listeners and share some love with shoutouts to our loyal fans.
    Join us for a trip down memory lane, with plenty of laughter and our signature brutally honest advice. And don’t forget, we’ll be back on the 5th of October with more episodes, starting right on David’s birthday!
    Follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise and give us five stars if you’re loving the mayhem.
    Stay cheeky, and stay brilliant!
    P.S There will be a Season Finale Bonus Episode out on Wednesday 31st July 2024
    53 min
  • Hair Extensions & Hangovers

    Get ready for another unfiltered episode of “What Would Denise Do?”! In this bonus episode, Dom and David dive into the hilarious and bizarre things they’ve woken up with after a night out. From traffic cones to KitKat chunkies, and even potatoes in pants, no story is too outrageous.

    We also explore the strangest sights in London, from Jack Sparrow dancing at Leytonstone tube station to unexpected celebrity encounters. Plus, we chat about our favourite hangover cures and the best ways to handle the aftermath of a night on the town.

    Tune in, follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise, and give us five stars if you love the mayhem. Stay cheeky and stay brilliant!

    18 min
  • Sweaty Knees & Girls Aloud

    Hello, and welcome to another wild ride with “What Would Denise Do?”! On this scorching hot day, you’re stuck with Dom and David sweating buckets and bringing the banter. We’re diving into the madness with David's “sweaty knee saga” (backs, not fronts, mind you) and some fun antics with whatever booze we had lying around.

    We’re chatting about all sorts today – from Dom’s low-key trip to Norway and his excitement for the Girls Aloud concert to our fave pub snacks and the eternal debate of pink gin vs. regular G&T.

    Ever wondered about the best decade for pop music or need a hangover cure that actually works? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us for the chaos, laughs, and brutally honest advice. Follow us on Instagram ⁠@whatwoulddenise⁠ and give us five stars if you’re loving the mayhem.

    43 min
  • Hairy Pub Snacks & Digouts

    Buckle up f*ckers! In this week’s riotous bonus episode of “What Would Denise Do?” with your favourite chaotic hosts, Dom and David, we’re diving headfirst into the hilarious trash heap that is Urban Dictionary. From the bizarre ‘Boyfriend Island’ to those absolute knobs who think a ‘songversation’ is a thing, we’ve got it all covered. Dom’s also banging on about his gingham picnic obsession – riveting stuff.

    Plus, we delve into the crucial debate of pub snacks (spoiler: Denise’s love for Scotch Eggs is unmatched). Join us for laughs, brutal honesty, and the usual shenanigans.

    Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise and rate us five stars if you want Dom to flash you his money maker. Stay Cheeky and Stay Brilliant!

    23 min
  • Christmas Island & The Stans

    Buckle up, you glorious trainwrecks! In this week’s riotous episode of “What Would Denise Do?” with your favourite chaotic hosts, Dom and David, we’re diving headfirst into the hilarious hellscape of geography. From getting lost in the maze of ‘Stans’ to dreaming about eternal Christmas on Christmas Island, we’ve got it all covered.

    Plus, David shares his not-so-secret love for corned beef sandwiches, and we debate the merits of various pub snacks (spoiler: Denise’s love for Scotch Eggs is unmatched).

    Join us for laughs, brutal honesty, and the usual shenanigans. Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise.

    Stay Cheeky and Stay Brilliant!

    34 min

About What Would Denise Do?

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What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the…