In this episode, Jason and Mary discuss weird crushes on people who are serial killers, notoriously slutty, cartoon characters, and Civil War Generals. This conversation leads to several weird places, folks, you might want to brace yourselves. We also visit several Florida Men and Women.

How much would you be willing to have a C-List celebrity wish you a happy birthday? Have you ever wanted the guy who played the Whitewalker on Game of Thrones to say Happy Anniversary to your wife? Is it your dream to have character actor Luis Guzman fire one of your employees? Well, don't we have the service for you! Jason and Mary return to discuss the website Cameo, where you can pay a celebrity a certain amount of money and have them say something to someone! And if you think we're not gonna spend 45 minutes talking about this and not do it, well....why don't you just have a seat right there?

Jason and Mary are taking a week off from making a new episode because of the holiday but to keep you guys somewhat entertained, here's a compilation of the EXCLUSIVE PATREON ONLY segment "Why You Buggin'" where they rant about unimportant things for 10 minutes. Thank you and goodnight.

There, that should hold the bastards for a week what do you mean you're still typing everything I'm saying well stop tying what I'm saying! What have you typed you didn't type that last thing I said did you? WHAT OH NO!!!!!!!! *uncontrollable crying* 

Well, last week, we paid a visit to Florida Man, might as well see what Florida Woman is up to. And, oooh boy...it's a something.

But not only do Jason and Mary make a pit stop to Florida, they also discuss their Whatever Watches Movie of the Month and discuss the dark comedy/thriller "11:14". 

(Note to Patreon Users: I posted this episode on the Patreon under a different title, but I thought this would make a better one. It's the same episode, just a new name. Sorry for any confusion.)

Did you know if you Google "Florida Man" you'll get a bunch of crazy news articles about crazy guys in Florida doing crazy shit? Yeah, you probably did. But Jason and Mary do that and come across the craziest news stories they could find. We hope you enjoy your shout out, Efthimios!

Also, they talk about the outdoors. A lot. And snakes, which bugs Jason. But the money shot is the Florida Man stories. Just...stay for the Florida Man stories. You won't regret it. 

In this very special episode of Whatever with Jason Soto, Jason welcomes former podcast partner and long time friend Rachel Thuro to fill in as guest host and they talk about their demons and internal struggles. Ok, not really. They talk about taking babies to movie theaters, the next 90's kids toy to get a movie, and Rachel plays Fact or Bullshit to find out if Jason has a weatherman cousin in St. Louis or not.

You'd never guess just by listening to this episode, but we recorded it while a pandemic AND a nation wide riot was happening. I know, right? But we kept calm and carried on and talk about cartoon cats, Jason turning 40, Mary admitting she LOVES boring stuff, and dogs. Just...dogs. Also, we changed up the music segment and it's now called The Mixtape and we're gonna talk about any music from any era. So we hope you enjoy that.

When you wake up each morning, you never know what new thing you'll learn that day. Maybe the name of a certain star in the sky. Or why volcanoes randomly blow. Or how come frogs taste like Tootsie Rolls when you lick them. The thing Jason and Mary learned in this episode is that the comic strip B.C is still running and if you wondered if it was still funny, well, give a listen and find out.

They also talk about their old LiveJournals, Brighton Beach Babes, concerts, and have their second Whatever Watches film club meeting where they discuss the 2015 film Green Room.

Sometimes it only takes 25 episodes to finally get the groove of your own podcast. But groove we did find. For this episode, Jason and Mary throw out the script, literally, and just have conversations for almost 2 hours about, well look at that, it's in the title, WHATEVER! Local commercials, things we want to do when the pandemic is over, the origins of Carl's Jr, and SOOOOOOO much more. Hope you like this format, kids, cause I think we'll be sticking with it for awhile.

The world is in a very devastating place right now. Thing are happening that don't make sense. Life will never be the same. We have failed as a species because...we have left Quibi to the wayside. Jason and Mary are clearly upset by this and vow to do something about it. SOMETHING! Also, they compete to know what movies came out in what year. But everybody, GO SAVE QUIBI!!