Jason is joined by special guest host Mike Mendez to talk about MURDER HORNETS! And the god damn new Twilight book that didn't need to exist. Why did that become a thing? OK, they complain about it enough in the episode, let's not waste time complaining about it here. Anyway, to wrap things up, Jason makes Mike play Fact or Bullshit as you learn some more things about Jason.

The world is full of questions. If barbershops and hair salons are closed now, when do you give in and cut your own hair? Are there other things that you're doing yourself now that you can leave your house? Why does the new Fiona Apple album suck? What's the difference between IHOP and Denny's? And what does Mary and Jason think of the 2007 film There Will Be Blood?

Jason and Mary are joined by special guest The Vern to figure out what happens if you run a bunch of different song lyrics and movie quotes through Google Translator a bunch of times. Also, you know how celebrities are stuck at home with nothing to do, so they go live on the Internet to entertain us? Well, we think they be cringy, yo and we talk about that as well. There's a few other things but I'll let you discover those on your own.

But you could've heard this episode FIVE days in advance if you signed up for our Patreon! You should totally do that now! No pressure, but what else are you gonna do with your $1200 stimulus check? Food? Bills? Sports cars? PFFT! Stop being so basic. 

We couldn't think of a better time to talk about murder and creepy disappearances than during a worldwide pandemic. But yes, my friends, it is time to dive into the world of true crime comedy podcasting as Jason and Mary talk about four very strange true crime cases, involving a murder, a suicide, and a couple of disappearances. As always, we try to be respectful to the deceased/presumed deceased but it's also a comedy show so there's gonna be some jokes. 

Unrelated, check out our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/whateverwithjasonsoto You get new episodes BEFORE anyone else does AND bonus segments ONLY FOUND ON PATREON! WHA?!?! I know!! 

If you were a Patreon memeber, you would've heard this episode five days in advance! There's still time! Go to https://www.patreon.com/whateverwithjasonsoto and become a member today! In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about weird things they encountered while walking around outside, some interesting "Times Up" conversation, and they try to design a board game on the fly. This is probably the most fun episode yet!

So everything kinda sucks right now but Jason and Mary are here to take your mind off of things for a bit as they tell you other things that are happening in the world (yes, there are other things happening). They also react to another weird movie trailer and play a game to see what movie Roger Ebert is talking about.

Editor's Note: The first half of the episode was live streamed on Instagram so Jason had his headphones off. As a result, there's a slight echo anytime Mary speaks. It's still clear what's she saying and you get use to it. The sound will return to normal next week. In this quarantined episode, Jason and Mary talk about things you can do while cooped up inside, react to a weird dance trailer, and it's Jason's turn to see how well he knows Mary as he plays Fact or Bullshit. This episode is sponsored by Audible! Thousands of audiobooks, right at your fingertips! Get your free 30 day trial today at www.audibletrial.com/whateverjason

This is the episode everyone will be talking about as Jason and Mary get very controversial. Mary has certain unpopular feelings about a activist and Jason gets super TMI about his past. Also, we talk about illegal porn so there's that.

We're not talking about the linen in this episode as Jason and Mary tackle a unsolved mystery involving the word "crayon", getting sex education from a Catholic school, and finding out who's throwing turtles at Charlie Puth's knees. Also, it's the return of Ask Dr. Jason, the only advice show you need in your life! Only love can bring the rain that falls like CHEEEEESE from on high!

This episode is sponsored by Audible! For real! To try Audible for free for 30 days go to www.audibletrial.com/whateverjason and sign up! This week, Jason and Mary talk about how it's the future, modern day playlists, terrible retail customers, and nostalgia in movies and shows. Also audiobooks, thanks to our ACTUAL SPONSOR!! WOOT!!